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Flaberjab 

A flaberjab is someone or something you fucking hate just call it that and relax your brains
You fucking flaberjab

It’s a fucking flaberjab deal with it
Flaberjab by Chaser waz June 23, 2020
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Flaberganus 

the flap of skin between your balls and your anus: also know as taint or the DMZ.
We have been riding bikes all day, my flaberganus is real sore.
Flaberganus by Den Bover February 4, 2010

flabberjack 

Giving a homeless man (or woman) a sandwich in exchange for a blow job.
We were downtown last night and decided to go flabberjack the local bums with our left over Subway sandwiches.
flabberjack by Johnny H. July 6, 2006

Flabergate 

1) The act of sweating from man boobs.

2) When a large man with man boobs sweats enough to form the damp outline of his man boobs on his shirt.
Did you see that old man with moobs jogging? He was flabergating enough sweat to fill a bucket.

I tend to flabergate when I failasturbate.
Flabergate by OldmanMoobs March 17, 2009

FlabbeRjaculation 

When you are flabbergasted but also nutting (jaculating)
Damn girl you got me FlabbeRjaculation right now

Flabbergabberhooberstabber 

A fat dude that goes around killing people because he doesn't get the type of food he wants. He will come and kill you if you get too close to him. Stay out of reach. He runs very very slow.
Damn, is that the Flabbergabberhooberstabber? Lol he is so fat can't even move shit.

frabberjabber 

meaningless prattle that people often go on with, unconnected with anything anyone actually cares about but that fills up dead air space in a conversation
Cut the frabberjabber you noog!
frabberjabber by wonko December 24, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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