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Flaberganus 

the flap of skin between your balls and your anus: also know as taint or the DMZ.
We have been riding bikes all day, my flaberganus is real sore.
Flaberganus by Den Bover February 4, 2010

Faberge ovaries 

The reproductive organs responsible for producing all spoiled bastards.
'Yes she's fit but I couldn't get anywhere near her, the snooty cow behaves like she comes from Faberge ovaries'
Faberge ovaries by Milo2009 August 13, 2009

Flabergate 

1) The act of sweating from man boobs.

2) When a large man with man boobs sweats enough to form the damp outline of his man boobs on his shirt.
Did you see that old man with moobs jogging? He was flabergating enough sweat to fill a bucket.

I tend to flabergate when I failasturbate.
Flabergate by OldmanMoobs March 17, 2009

flamerge 

When someone (usually a guy) comes out of the closet.

The joining of the word emerge and flamer.

To flamerge "to come out of the closet"

He flamerged (past tense) "he came out of the closet"
1. snap, "that guy is a total flamer!"
crackle, "didn't he just come out of the closet?"
pop, "no... he 'FLAMERGED'"
flamerge by 831hawk February 19, 2009

flabergasterin nonsense

flab means your yapper, gasterin means what you're yappin' and nonsense, well, you know what nonsense means.
emmy, quit that flabergasterin nonsense!

flabergasm

An extreme feeling of flabergast.

Extreme suprise.
I had a flabergasm when I realized we had a black president.
flabergasm by Dt654 January 16, 2011