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Flaberganus
Flaberganus by Den Bover February 4, 2010
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Flaberge • flabergestard • flabergasted • Flabergasm • flabergaster • faberge egg • flabergastry • flamerge • fabergé • Faberge ovaries
Faberge ovaries
'Yes she's fit but I couldn't get anywhere near her, the snooty cow behaves like she comes from Faberge ovaries'
Faberge ovaries by Milo2009 August 13, 2009
Flabergate
1) The act of sweating from man boobs.
2) When a large man with man boobs sweats enough to form the damp outline of his man boobs on his shirt.
2) When a large man with man boobs sweats enough to form the damp outline of his man boobs on his shirt.
Did you see that old man with moobs jogging? He was flabergating enough sweat to fill a bucket.
I tend to flabergate when I failasturbate.
I tend to flabergate when I failasturbate.
Flabergate by OldmanMoobs March 17, 2009
flamerge
When someone (usually a guy) comes out of the closet.
The joining of the word emerge and flamer.
To flamerge "to come out of the closet"
He flamerged (past tense) "he came out of the closet"
The joining of the word emerge and flamer.
To flamerge "to come out of the closet"
He flamerged (past tense) "he came out of the closet"
flabergasterin nonsense
flab means your yapper, gasterin means what you're yappin' and nonsense, well, you know what nonsense means.
flabergasterin nonsense by nana amalia January 4, 2009
flabergasm
flabergasm by Dt654 January 16, 2011
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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