fabergé

Like a Steve but to the point of making you vomit, too good to be true

Comes out with more bollocks than Fabergé

by BlindAlWankovich December 27, 2016

Faberge ovaries

The reproductive organs responsible for producing all spoiled bastards.

'Yes she's fit but I couldn't get anywhere near her, the snooty cow behaves like she comes from Faberge ovaries'

by Milo2009 August 13, 2009

faberge egg

An invaluable antique that invokes an orgasmic-like state comparable to one’s first time watching Fight Club. Decorated with stale Sour Patch kids and adorned with tin foil from a three day old chipotle burrito, this elliptical treasure is the perfect replacement for a butt plug. You’ll find faberge eggs under barbed wire fences, national museums, a local Walmart, and your moms house.

“A healthy relationship and quality mental health? Why would I want that when I could have four faberge eggs up my ass?!”

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023

faberge egg

Great heavens almighty! Is that our savior, divine being from above, the Jesus Christ?! Why, no, but I can see why you’re confused. That, my friend, is a faberge egg, one of the most illusory objects to ever exist. It is timeless, crafted from the souls of dead Republican senators, detailed with an engraved sequential narrative depicting the entire plot to “How to Train Your Dragon”, and stands on a plate composed of flattened Twisted Tea cans. It is remarkable, terrifyingly beautiful, and the perfect shape to stick up your ass.

In the early years of primary school education on drugs, the government showed a video, where a cracked egg in a frying pan was “your brain on drugs”. If that was a faberge egg, the quote would’ve been “this is your brain on God”.

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023

A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...

A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...

A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

fubergen

Epic name, which comes from fucking uber and got modified to fubergen. Fubergen Aka Fub

Random: Hey bro, omfg its fub
Fubergen: I know right

by fubergen December 3, 2010

faberg

Blow air into a booty hole

Diana: “I want to eat your ass and faberg you”

Joseph: “Um... I didn’t wash my booty hole so you’ll smell my insides if you faberg me”

by Jimmy Jon with the peepee Wong March 15, 2018