Fitster 

A branch of the Hipster genus which utilizes exercise, and healthy eating habits, at the expense of cigarettes, to maintain an emaciated figure. Fitsters are also known to consume locally grown foods, and expensive fruit smoothies at the end of a 20 mile bike ride or run.

Local fitsters, Charles and Diane questioned the effort of Wolf Parade's second album as they devoured the arugala and golden beet salads they awarded themselves with post work out.

Fitster by Tehbias May 17, 2010

Fitster 

Someone who is fit.

“Have you ever noticed that almost all Fitsters wear smart watches?” “I know what I want for Christmas then! Make me fit n healthy!”

Fitster by lanahallelujah April 4, 2020

Firstery 

When something happens for the first time in history.

When Lebron scored 200 points, it was a Firstery.

Firstery by lockenload23 August 1, 2016

Twisted Fister 

The ultimate name for an 80s hair metal cover band.

If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.

Twisted Fister by Lars von Schittenberg October 8, 2012

fitter

The British version of Hotter.when fit (hot) is just not enough.

My girl is so much fitter then yours!

fitter by Natedavis March 9, 2007

Super Double Fister 

The action of folding ones hands together and then fisting a vagina or anus at a high rate of speed. Typically crisco is applied to the forearms and fists. If you are a jilted lover perhaps you will give your partner an ungreased super double fister.

Dude, the other night Stevie D and his new girlfriend gave each other super double fisters - I heard the girlfriend gave stevie an ungreased super double fister. Man, his anus must lbe the size of a peanut butter jar.

Super Double Fister by Zenfoolio July 20, 2010

Fiaster

A Fiasco and a disaster. See also "Gigli".

"Went to Joe's party last night. It was terrible...a downright Fiaster!"

Fiaster by Damien Noble July 20, 2006