Fiterbate 

To add to your Fitbit steps via the act, actual or simulated, of masturbation

Dude, I have to go fiterbate for those last 200 steps.

Fiterbate by Redz9269 June 3, 2016

fatterbate 

the action of pleasuring one's fat

Larissa: "I just saw Evan jiggling his fat and making
orgasmic sounds! It was so gross!!"
Taylor: "Yeah that's called fatterbate... He does it a lot."

fatterbate by ShockerFan January 17, 2008

fasterbate 

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

fasterbate by saylor February 15, 2007

fanterbate 

When you have to masturbate based purely on your imagination, with no porn of any kind. Often used by 12 year olds in dark rooms who have no access to porn, a raging boner, and only the searing memory of seeing up a girl's skirt in school that day.

theac fanterbates to BVA

fanterbate by genmay June 8, 2004

Fingerbate 

The humorous combination of the sexual terms finger and masturbate. Being put together like this, the term sounds less obscene than it's predecessors.

Jenna likes to fingerbate before she goes to sleep.

Fingerbate by Desmodus May 23, 2005

Fibernate 

To store fiber in one's bowels in hibernation mode for a sudden release of deep cleansing.

Person1: I don't seem to shit!
Person2: You should fibernate. Tomorrow morning you'll have the best shit of your life!

Fibernate by fi-ber-nate October 16, 2011

fatterbate 

to masterbate of the fat.

to make your fat feel good, you fatterbate...

fatterbate by Dropshot422 January 6, 2008