Fiterbate

To add to your Fitbit steps via the act, actual or simulated, of masturbation

Dude, I have to go fiterbate for those last 200 steps.

by Redz9269 June 3, 2016

fatterbate

the action of pleasuring one's fat

Larissa: "I just saw Evan jiggling his fat and making
orgasmic sounds! It was so gross!!"
Taylor: "Yeah that's called fatterbate... He does it a lot."

by ShockerFan January 17, 2008

fasterbate

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

by saylor February 15, 2007

fanterbate

When you have to masturbate based purely on your imagination, with no porn of any kind. Often used by 12 year olds in dark rooms who have no access to porn, a raging boner, and only the searing memory of seeing up a girl's skirt in school that day.

theac fanterbates to BVA

by genmay June 8, 2004

Fingerbate

The humorous combination of the sexual terms finger and masturbate. Being put together like this, the term sounds less obscene than it's predecessors.

Jenna likes to fingerbate before she goes to sleep.

by Desmodus May 23, 2005

Fibernate

To store fiber in one's bowels in hibernation mode for a sudden release of deep cleansing.

Person1: I don't seem to shit!
Person2: You should fibernate. Tomorrow morning you'll have the best shit of your life!

by fi-ber-nate October 16, 2011

fatterbate

to masterbate of the fat.

to make your fat feel good, you fatterbate...

by Dropshot422 January 6, 2008