[facerbate]

while creeping on the wonderous world of Facebook one jacks off to a girl's updated facebook pictures

that girl from our class is hot...i totally facerbate her all the time

by Jon Niner March 12, 2009

Faceterbate

verb. The act of using facebook to chronically masterbate to the pictures of the hot people of your grade. One common step is to visually undress the target.

Sean: So, Billy did u faceterbate to Meghan lately?
Billy: Yeah, like a thousand times while watching the cubs game, and i gots mad chaff burns and a sticky belly buton.

by Billy <3s meghan June 22, 2008

fatterbate

the action of pleasuring one's fat

Larissa: "I just saw Evan jiggling his fat and making
orgasmic sounds! It was so gross!!"
Taylor: "Yeah that's called fatterbate... He does it a lot."

by ShockerFan January 17, 2008

fasterbate

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

by saylor February 15, 2007

fanterbate

When you have to masturbate based purely on your imagination, with no porn of any kind. Often used by 12 year olds in dark rooms who have no access to porn, a raging boner, and only the searing memory of seeing up a girl's skirt in school that day.

theac fanterbates to BVA

by genmay June 8, 2004

Facerape

The act of abusing someone's Facebook account on a computer where they have left themselves logged in. Usually results in a change of status proclaiming their sudden change in sexuality, as well as numerous wall posts to friends containing bizzare messages.

I left my Facebook account signed in on Jacob's computer last night and he completely Faceraped me!

by Tawseyowl February 11, 2009

Facemate

Anyone in your facebook friends list. Instead of classmates or soulmates, you have facemates.

I have 450 facemates. Good morning facemates! I have the best facemates.

by Kimhkimi October 1, 2010