Fibernate

To store fiber in one's bowels in hibernation mode for a sudden release of deep cleansing.

Person1: I don't seem to shit!
Person2: You should fibernate. Tomorrow morning you'll have the best shit of your life!

by fi-ber-nate October 16, 2011

fibrate

The seperation of the fibers of something. Most commonly used to describe what happens to a Cannabis stem after prolonged chewing.

I chewed the dank Chronic stem until it started to Fibrate in my mouth.

by Bryan B. / Rob D. July 24, 2005

Fiterbate

To add to your Fitbit steps via the act, actual or simulated, of masturbation

Dude, I have to go fiterbate for those last 200 steps.

by Redz9269 June 3, 2016

Hibernate

A computer feature that many people do not use, which allows the computer to to shut down while playing music, games videos, browsing, and running antivirus scans all at the same time. When the computer turns on again, all tasks resume at where they were as if nothing happened.

Despite how awesome that is, most people still close down all their programs and shut down, only to have to start them up again when rebooting.

The idea behind it is simple. Take pretty much everything on the RAM and copy it to C:\hiberfil.sys, which is read again when the system resumes.

Fred was Photoshopping, video editing, chatting, browsing, playing Crysis, writing music, and working in 3D Studio Max on his laptop, but he had to pack up and go to work so he simply saved all his work and hibernated the system.

by t3hb1gb0i December 15, 2010

hibernate

A severe case of marination. To sit idle for hours upon hours in a chill or relaxed state.

After having 3 exams I go into hibernation mode which may include doing absolutely nothing.

by Z May 3, 2003

hibernate

when a huge bear like human sleeps for 19 consecutive hours

when gabe hibernates its like he's in a coma

by dufa January 19, 2007

hibernate

A) antiquated definition: what animals do in order to survive winter

B) modern definition: to hook up with a winter fuckbuddy on Craigslist.

C) very offensive: what people suffering from seasonal mood disorder should do.

I so need to hibernate definition b) this winter.

by Sexydimma November 20, 2014