Faturbate

The act of using your inner thigh fat to masturbate.

Dude 1: Yo, last night I got bored so I decided to faturbate.
Dude 2: That's gross dude.

by Mutheryucka March 4, 2016

fatterbate

the action of pleasuring one's fat

Larissa: "I just saw Evan jiggling his fat and making
orgasmic sounds! It was so gross!!"
Taylor: "Yeah that's called fatterbate... He does it a lot."

by ShockerFan January 17, 2008

flatubate

The art of masturbating while enveloped in a self inflicted Dutch Oven. Often done on cold, lonely nights when you couldn't even score with the leftover fatties at the pub. After twelve pints of Guinness and 2am Taco Bell, flatubating is an obvious way to regain some dignity after failing to score. The added benefit is that it's cheaper than buying condoms or cologne. You're having sex with someone you already know. And who doesn't enjoy the smell of their own farts?

"Dude, even that fat ugly chick turned me down. I'm gonna load up on Pintos and Cheese, go home and flatubate in my own king size bed."

by Bugsy McDingle January 11, 2012

flaturbate

To fart while masturbating.

Last night I flaturbated and it ruined my good time.

by K@ E. June 20, 2007

fasterbate

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

by saylor February 15, 2007

Faturation

The point at which you've eaten so much your body can't take anymore

"I ate almost the entire birthday cake, but I couldn't face the last slice. I was at full faturation"

by diablotron August 5, 2013

fasturbate

1) the act of masturbating when in a hurry

2) masturbation under time-restrictions

my parents were coming home soon so I had to fasturbate

by Chris "KMoney" Mason December 2, 2005