To get/ be extremely drunk to the point where you will most likely have a hangover
Alternatively, it can be used to signify a feeling of extreme tiredness to the point where it feels like you could have a hangover
Alan: We're all getting totally fossiled tonight, wanna join? (extremely drunk)
or
Alan: I feel so fossiled, man. (tired/hungover)
Verb. A minor sexual assault similar to groping or molesting, the act is usually carried out on a female by a male who has been a “friend” of hers some time. The act is usually a precursor to a more serious assault.
Girl 1: “I was out with Todd last night and he fisslered me, I feel abused.”
Girl 2: “That’s terrible! Maybe you should go to the police.”
Fisile is a certified bad bitch. She is the moment. She impulsively overshares but somehow, she remains an enigma. Fisile does not mind playing the villain, but she is actually a highly sensitive being. Don’t play with her, play with your b*tch.
Fisile is so beautiful. I wish I could be like Fisile. Wow, look…it’s Fisile!
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).