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Fisticunts

A particularly brutal catfight between two or more women.

Derived from fisticuffs and cunt.
"I say, these broads are enjoying a right bout of fisticunts, wouldn't you say?"
"Here, here!"
by Evil Badman November 9, 2005
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fisticuffs

Fisticuffs are a favourite pastime for the Victorian Gentleman, as well as a way to sort out minor scuffles and souffles. Unlike modern boxers, the Victorian Gentlemen were not layabouts nor lollygaggers; they required neither padding nor special equipment. Bare knuckle fighting was the order of the day, and some experts believe it was the special of the day. This mano-a-mano competition could continue for anything up to 45 days, both combatants circling each other slowly, weighing up the strengths and weakenesses of their opponent and smoking fine cigars. During fisticuffs, the jacket is always taken off, braces are unhooked from the shoulder and sleeves are rolled up.
Victorian Gentleman 1: Right-O Charles, did you see Johnathan over there challenge the Duke of York to throw down in fisticuffs?

Victorian Gentleman 2: Dear Lord, I daresay this could turn out to be a proper flogging! That pompus French bastard needs a good lashing

Victorian Gentleman 1: Right-O Charles! Right-O!
by Andrew KC January 1, 2006
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Fisticuffs

To get in a fist fight. Bare knuckled fighting. At times said light heartedly. No weapons are used,

only your fists . An old fashion school yard scuffle
Magnús and Jóhann got into fisticuffs over who would be able to sit next Juanita.
The two longtime friends got into fisticuffs. Frankie growled to his buddy Seth ,"Put your dukes up! "I'm tired of your namby-pamby attitude and I'm about to knock some fire back into you."
by Yankeedoodle76 July 28, 2019
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fisticuffs

1. A fistfight.
2. The activity of fighting with the fists.
by teething February 28, 2003
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Speak aggressively, engage in fisticuffs

A Much more classy version of the phrase "Talk Shit, Get Hit"
Guy 1: "MTG Crew. Talk Shit, Get hit"
Guy 2: "Bev. Speak Aggressively, Engage in fisticuffs
by B_Rayne November 6, 2010
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dusty muff fisticuffs

When an elderly stripper puts her vagina in your face and you are left with no choice but to punch it into oblivion.
"I was at Wild J's on friday night and I saw your grandma."
"Oh, snap. Do your wrists hurt from the dusty muff fisticuffs?"
by xescapingedenx August 17, 2006
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fisticunt

n. A punch to a vagina.
(Title of a Gorgasm song from their 2001 release Bleeding Profusely)
Lenny laid a fisticunt on Tanya for donkey punching him.
by Blasphemer_0 February 6, 2005
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