Fishlip
A person whos spasmodic lip puckering resembles a fish. A fishlip is known for a proclivity for pink thongs bordering on the point of obsession. An avid fan of wrestling he has also been observed watching 'The Brady Bunch' among other 'wholesome, family oriented' sitcoms. Another sign you may have encountered this often disagreeble creature is a fishlips seemingly immeasurable appetite for cookie beer such as 'Cookie Puss' as well as cake, fried ice cream and others most non-fishlip sentiment beings have found intolerable followed by planned shits. It has been noted that 1 a.m. holds a special meaning for the fishlip to shit but the reason for this is not known. A fishlip will steal in order to feed his insatiable thong and cookie beer appetites and as a result resort to lying and creeping to cover up his crimes but his low intelligence and fishy ways are soon apparent to most anyone. He may attack if cornered but usually doesn't leave the confines of his dusty, overheated habitat.
"He was looking in the mirror and doing this thing with his lips and I said to myself 'Holy Shit! It's a Fuckin' Fishlip!'"
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