When you shove your arm up someone's ass so hard that the anal cavity changes purpose and its sole purpose is then to be a receptacle (pipe) for your fist.
Man, never go to that gay club on 5th Street, they have a thing with fistpipes.
A term to describe a certain type of hallucinatory experience, one in which a person has a sense of swimming through a clear, water-filled tube about the diameter of their own body and seeing fish swimming alongside them.
I was moving in super-slow motion in the fish pipe and I noticed that one of the outrageously colorful fish was staring back at me with such love that I began to sob uncontrollably.
A nickname given to someone who uses the microwave oven of a different department on a different floor to warm up his/her lunch. The result is a witch hunt followed by deep hatred for that person for making the entire floor smell of fish.
Receptionist 1: What's that smell?
Receptionist 2: Hmmmm it smells like fish
Receptionist 1: Eurrghhhhhhh
Office worker 1: What is that smell?
Office worker 2: Someone is cooking something god awful in the microwave
Office worked 1: It must be someone cooking a fish pie.
Colleagues call the offending person fishpie from thereon in
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.