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FishiestDude 

It's what you call a person who posts an announcement and then it gets hyped, but it turns out the announcement is fake.
— Dude, you seen that announcement about a big update in this game?
— Bruh, the guy who posted it is FishiestDude, it's fake.
FishiestDude by DonHaci March 12, 2019

Fishfingers and Custard 

The only food that the Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.
I need... I need... I need....... Fishfingers and Custard!

*The Doctor gets a custard mustache*

Amelia Pond: Funny.
Fishie is a person who's always very timid, and taciturn, will rarely talk to you, but once you get to know them, Oh boi, they're the best. That's the thing about introverts, you'll need years (or specifically 2 years, from 2018-2019) to make them to talk to you, and when they do, they're a treat to the eyes. Fishies make your heart happy, make you laugh so much, and fight with you a lot ahaha but they're the most trustworthy people ever, and you can tell them anything, you can pour your heart out, and they will listen to you wholeheartedly and always be there to give you a shoulder. and when you'll cry they will sit beside you and comfort you. They're very emotional, and cant tell the difference between the colour gray and pink, but they're so precious. Take good care of them, so they last for an eternity. And you'll always, always want to hold their hand too. And well, If you can hold your Fishie's hand you're lucky, don't let him go.
'Happy Birthday Fishie!'

'Hey Fishie, wanna watch porn?'

'I love you Fishie'
Fishie by Bolshevik April 11, 2020

fishie kiss 

Pulling your foreskin over someone else's wang
He loved that website so much that he'd fishie kiss it if he could
fishie kiss by rayjayjohnson August 28, 2007

pedophilic fishfingers 

1. Old farts who hang around playgrounds looking for "fishfingers."
2. Pedophiles with fingers that smell like fish.
Bruce: Son, stay away from that old man, he is another one of those pedophilic fishfingers.
Son: Shouldn't we help him Dad?
Bruce: That's exactly what he wants.

Amanda: Ewww, gross. Have you taken a whiff of his pedophilic fish fingers.
Susan: I know, the last girl he played with must have smelt aweful.
Jess: Hey, my vag doesn't smell that bad!

The Fishies 

The bad smell you can infer a vagina has from simply looking at the girl.
"Oh dude look at that chick she's pretty hot"
" Bro she just came from the gym, she probably has the fishies right now"
The Fishies by Jewx6969 May 19, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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