Definitions by simon94

Good Job

A "Get-Out-Of-Debt" job. A well-paying job which people take in order to pay off any debts, it is usually an unenjoyable job.

Matt: So how do you find your new job as a Banker?

Andy: Well, it's a good job.

Matt: Don't worry mate, you'll be able to quit in two years.

Good Job by simon94 August 4, 2010

Intaxication 

The elation of getting a tax refund... Until you realise it was your money to start with.

Vanessa was intaxicated by the prospect of receiving a tax refund.

David: She was filling out our monthly tax forms, when she suddenly started acting like this. Can you explain doctor.

Doctor: She seems to be showing the symptoms of intaxication.

Intaxication by simon94 August 4, 2010

pedophilic fishfingers 

1. Old farts who hang around playgrounds looking for "fishfingers."
2. Pedophiles with fingers that smell like fish.

Bruce: Son, stay away from that old man, he is another one of those pedophilic fishfingers.
Son: Shouldn't we help him Dad?
Bruce: That's exactly what he wants.

Amanda: Ewww, gross. Have you taken a whiff of his pedophilic fish fingers.
Susan: I know, the last girl he played with must have smelt aweful.
Jess: Hey, my vag doesn't smell that bad!

pedophilic fishfingers by simon94 June 16, 2010