Firsten 

Asshole

Firsten is an asshole

Firsten by yurrshhdndnf July 17, 2023

Firstname Bunchofnumbers 

A username that starts off with a common word (often a first name) and ends with a bunch of numbers. Sometimes two names are used at the beginning, but it is always followed by a bunch of numbers.

This is generally the result of attempting to acquire a specific username that had already been taken and settling for one that starts with the desired username, but given a number to indicate they're just one of many.

This acceptance of a generic numbered naming convention is often suggested as the result of an account created for a sophisticated conversational AI, or bot, designed to propagate misinformation. This notion is especially convincing when the apparent bot starts writing in grammatically/logically incoherent replies.

It should be noted that someone willing to accept a name with a bunch of numbers is equally likely to commit comments/replies with incoherent replies and unconfirmed assertions as any bot.

When used to address someone whose name ends with a bunch of numbers, it is almost always implied that the addressee has shitty opinions.

"Hello my name is Firstname Bunchofnumbers and i have some incredibly shitty opinions" ~ the first use of the term as used by wuooods

Firstname Bunchofnumbers by b_b_OK June 14, 2020

Firstery 

When something happens for the first time in history.

When Lebron scored 200 points, it was a Firstery.

Firstery by lockenload23 August 1, 2016

firstname lastname

What your name turns in to when the news station forgets your name. Family members include lastname firstname, firstname bunchofnumbers, null null, John Doe, and name here name here.

Hi! I'm firstname lastname, according to the news.

firstname lastname by Humanish September 28, 2020

justin furstenfeld 

the singer of the band blue october. he really is an amazing singer.... writes WONDERFUL songs too!!

justin furstenfeld is such a good singer!

justin furstenfeld by justmeeee February 16, 2008

Blue Furstenfeld 

Daughter of Justin and Lisa Furstenfeld. Born in 2007. Justin Furstenfeld is the lead singer of the rock band Blue October, quite possibly the best band ever to exist.

"Blue Furstenfeld is the daughter of Justin Furstenfeld."

Blue Furstenfeld by Harley_Marie December 25, 2008

me-firsting 

While driving, one of the following acts:

- When a light turns green (with no arrow), quickly making a left turn (or right turn where driving is on the left side) before the first cars in the opposing traffic, which have the right-of-way, have a chance to go.

- Use of a lane designated for a specific purpose, such as turning, to pass other stopped or slower cars.

You are "me-firsting" or "me firsting" if:

1.) You get a good jump just when the light turns green to make a left. This depends on the cars about to go the other way that you would otherwise have to wait for getting a slower start.

There is also a move called a Pittsburgh left where the opposing driver allows the motorist to make the left turn as a courtesy.

2.) If there is a left-turn, right-turn, exit-only, or temporary merge lane, and you plan to go straight, but there are more cars going straight than turning, and the special lane is clear, making use of one of these lanes to pass and get ahead of other cars is called me-firsting. This could take place during a traffic jam on a highway or when the light will not allow enough time for all the cars to proceed through on a single cycle, but will allow the "me-firster" to do so if able to pass.

The lane used as such to the motorist is called a me-firsting lane.

In any of the above examples, it is easier to "me-first" in front of or before a truck or an older car with a slower engine.

The laws vary in every place as to what is allowed, and what punishments can be when laws are broken.

me-firsting by Bed time February 1, 2010