A very obese, lazy bitch sitting in a 110 degree room, who hasn't showered in 5 years, and is entirely naked.
Neil: I live with a moist bitch.
The choir: *gasps*
YOU'RE FUCKING BORED AGAIN. I SMELL IT.
Hey, I found another qwerty combination! Middle-left-right.
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The art of claiming to build a wall but never doing it.
Guy 1: Hey guys! Let's go Trumping on the Mexicans!
Gal 1: But Donald is already doing that.
Guys 1, 2, and 3: THEN LET'S GO TO CANADA AND DO IT.
What you are.
Bob: I feel so useless
Joey: That's because you're useless.
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Non-Nerd: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%3D should be %3D, not =!
Nerd: But that's what it is. %3D is = to =.
Non-Nerd: hAi Im sTuUpIiId!!!!111!!1!!
What your name turns in to when the news station forgets your name. Family members include lastname firstname, firstname bunchofnumbers, null null, John Doe, and name here name here.
Hi! I'm firstname lastname, according to the news.
Buy a
firstname lastname
mug!
