zxasqwcvdferbnghtymjkuilop

When you are SO FUCKIN BORED that you type the entire keyboard, in twos, from left to right, bottom to top.

Get back to homework.
I typed zxasqwcvdferbnghtymjkuilop!!!! I hAz SmArTnEzZeS!!!!!1111!1!1!
by Humanish October 02, 2020
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$48.00

The insane, overinflated price of an urbandictionary sweatshirt. I mean, come on, who would buy that unless it had porn virus or cornteen on it?
I paid $48.00 for a goddamn sweatshirt! I'm filthy rich!
by Humanish October 02, 2020
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501

The area code for central and western Arkansas.
Some Arkansan: I'mma gunna call duh Walmarts phone numbuh. Whut wuz it again?
Siri: Finding recipes for Wall Street Chili.
Another Arkansan: It started wif 501, but I (sounds like aye) don'tn't know whut duh resht of it wuz.
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Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
WWWIONWSIAWWTCOMSLGTTOTCOBOVTFWICGHCTSDFAILTOORHWPBWTRTWCPTTDTTBOABTGOF cannot be used in a sentence without being in a conversation for more than 10 minutes trying to remember each letter.
by Humanish September 30, 2020
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$25.00

The cost of an Urban Dictionary mug, as of 2020.
Rich ass person: I want to buy a $25.00 mug. Where can I find one?
Aaron Peckham: *Throws mugs at the rich ass*
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Useless

Bob: I feel so useless
Joey: That's because you're useless.
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$30.00

The, although inflated, price of an UrbDic shirt. Buy it with this definition and get $0.00 off of your order!
Me and my 1-inch bought this $30.00 shirt, along with everything else UrbDic has to offer, because I'm filthy rich! My 1-inch is just the first part though, and I'm not the best in the bedroom...
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