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Firefucks by WBAP December 2, 2021

firefuck 

The condom without lubricant.

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(...but not really...)
firefuck by IKEA November 18, 2004

firetrucks don't stop at red lights 

The one sentence you hear right before getting raped.
Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.

fivebucks 

Slang for Starbucks, the international coffeehouse chain that's main goal is to not let you get out the door without spending at least five bucks.

The name is derived from the fact that a star has five points
I caved and picked up a 3x Venti Mocha at the fivebucks.
fivebucks by da5id April 17, 2004

forfucksake 

A word used in substitution for "forgodsake" it is mainly used by those afraid of hellfire because they prefer to never take the lord's name in vain. Of course the holiest of rollers will prefer "forgoshsake" or in a pinch even "forcrapsake" but sooner or later there will come a time when they are so utterly shocked by some dumbass or even some dumbass's elephant that none of the milder forms of this word will suffice.
"FORFUCKSAKE !! will you get your fucking elephant off my fucking foot!!"

"FORFUCKSAKE!! no way am I paying that much for a fucking wheelchair!! I'll just ride the FUCKING ELEPHANT!!
forfucksake by BoBo WoBo December 30, 2005

russian firefuck 

To coat a mans dick in gasoline, and proceed to light it on fire during sex.
Jake Russian firefucked Misha last night so hard she had to go to the hospital.