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FireDick 

It’s a volunteer fire/ems who is so full of themselves will literally use lighter fluid or some other flammable liquid to masterbate with. The will set fire to the liquid then proceeded to beat it out just to say they put out a fire that day.
Hey guys Daryl just bought some more zippo fluid probably going home to jack off. He’s such a FireDick.
FireDick by I.L.E.M.S November 15, 2022

Firedick 

Bluelighters. The people who will run you off the road to get to the burning building first only to stand around with their Firedick buddies, grab-assin each other, and just getting in the goddamn way of things once they get there.

Their not really detectives (dicks), rather dickheads with road rage who do more damage than good.
Did you see what Billy Bob did to my car? Ran me off the road enroute to a fire and I slammed into a mailbox just making way for this firedick to get through. The front end of my car is fucked and all they did was save the foundation of the building.
Firedick by Colon Bowel October 14, 2009

Firedick 

The feeling you get when you jerkoff for to long and you start to chaif your shaft
Hey mom I think I have firedick
Firedick by Soggy January 18, 2017

fire dick god 

the giant entity with a fiery dick and infinite power
fire dick god by father fast fingers February 18, 2017

Foredick 

1.The area where a males pubes are
2.The spot right above the dickshaft
john-"dude I just shaved my balls"

mike-"did you really, or did you just shave your Foredick
Foredick by B J higgers June 26, 2009

fire dick 

when a girl is giving you deep throat and you go too deep causingl her to throw up and the stomach acids make your wang to turn red and burn.
guy talking to friend: "dude lisa through up on my wang and it made it turn red and burn and she sad it was like a fire dick.
fire dick by kyleTITS December 27, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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