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Another word for Ghonoreah. Used from the guy perspective.
Ryan: Dude! I made sweet sweet love to this hot slut last night.
James: Oh yea? Did you get fire wood?
Ryan: Shhh, Don't tell any one but my wood burns like a mofo.
fire wood by Marshbag October 16, 2006
Words you can keep
Male plagued with chlamydia or Gonorrhea.

Male who is gifted in the underpants.

Wood cut for the purpose of burning to stay warm or cook food
She was a great time, but I got stuck with freaking fire wood.

Dang, Paul rocked my world with that curved fire wood.

I’m a stud at cutting up firewood
Fire wood by Pdiddypablo April 23, 2018

wood fire 

When you get your dick to close to the bonfire and gets caught on fire
Jimmy had a wood fire last night. His dick was actually on fire.
wood fire by chinahassmoldic April 19, 2018

Wood on the Fire

1. Putting wood on a fire
2. Getting venereal disease, so that your penis burns like it is on fire.
1. Could you put a little wood on the fire, it is getting chilly in here.
2. Chaz has to get to the student health center, he got a little wood on the fire.
Wood on the Fire by Stevr13 January 26, 2014

if you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood 

used when a person provokes others but can't bear when they react, the teaser doesn't like and try to escape
John : You're so stupid Don
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.

wood for the fire 

To fuel something, to feed it
One man can’t satisfy her bruh. She needs more wood for the fire. She’ll never settle down.
wood for the fire by Ka$h December 28, 2020

Throw firewood 

An action that describes a made-up prior engagement in order to dodge duties, plans, or other activities solely because you really didn't want to, but wanted to spare feelings. Made popular in Skyrim where some quest givers may ask of you a menial task and you respond with an equally menial task in order to exit conversation so you can come back and get it later if wanted.
You: "Hey, want to go bowling?"
Person: " I cannot as I have to Throw firewood later."
Throw firewood by Yodamane January 1, 2012
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