fire blanket 

A female that goes out with a man that is obviously gay to disguise his homosexuality.

Mike's girfriend is a such a fire blanket, because we all know he loves dick.

fire blanket by aaron nolte December 20, 2007

fire blanket 

when a guy pours gasoline all over his penis and lights it on fire. then the chick gives him a blowjob, so she's the fire blanket.

"Laura gave Sean a fire blanket the other day. it was hot"

fire blanket by m456 January 16, 2009

Fire Blanket 

When a person lays toilet paper down in the toilet before taking a dump to mute the 'plop' sound.

Hayley laid down a fire blanket because she didn't want this guy to hear her shit on the first date.

Fire Blanket by FiremanSam September 8, 2013

Fire Blanket Statement 

A statement that is allegedly so self-evidently true that it cannot be argued against, thus extinguishing any debate on the subject under discussion. It is often employed by those that don't understand the issues and don't wish to reveal that ignorance.

"I don't like all this new building in rural areas." "Well, you can't stop progress!" "That's a typical fire blanket statement, just what do you mean by progress?"

"I am against making ID Cards compulsory" "I don't see the problem, if you've nothing to hide, whats the harm?" "Stop using a fire blanket statement, its not about hiding anything, just personal privacy!"

Fire Blanket Statement by Casey1954 February 19, 2009

Testicular Fire blanket 

When Charizarding goes horribly wrong, one must use their last resort... A Testicular Fire blanket. This involves smothering the flames with ones testicles

Becky and I went Charizarding and it went horribly wrong... I had to resort to the Testicular Fire Blanket.

Testicular Fire blanket by AutismFest May 1, 2020

Human fire blanket 

When someone shows so much as a flicker of excitement about something, the human fire blanket will smother it with a negative comment about how it probably won't work/ he's never liked such and such, etc.

Son: "Dad, I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I've decided to change career and start a landscape gardening business."

Dad, aka Human fire blanket: "There are already too many people doing that."

Human fire blanket by hairygunt March 22, 2010

Fireblanket

Whilst in the act of coitus, one farts an especially warm and wet fart under the sheets. One then traps your lover under the covers. Said lover may thrash around and yell, but lo, he or she is stuck... in the FIREBLANKET.

I fire blanketed my dog, and he died!

Get me a beer ho, or you are getting fireblanketed.

Excessive fireblanketing may lead to death.

Fireblanket by Justinite July 11, 2006