Urban Dictionary: Definitions by FiremanSam

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #

Fire Blanket

When a person lays toilet paper down in the toilet before taking a dump to mute the 'plop' sound.

Hayley laid down a fire blanket because she didn't want this guy to hear her shit on the first date.

by FiremanSam September 8, 2013

Get the Fire Blanketmug.

More random definitions

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email