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Fire Blanket
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When
a person
lays
toilet paper
down in the toilet before
taking a dump
to mute the 'plop' sound.
Hayley laid down a fire
blanket
because she didn't want
this guy
to hear her shit on the
first date
.
Fire Blanket
by
FiremanSam
September 8, 2013
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