FingerBlasted
FingerBlasted by WapoFurious July 14, 2018
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Flamin' Hot Fingerblasted
The process of eating an entire bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos (Crunchy or Puffs, your preferred choice) and then proceeding to fingerblast a woman's coochie.
Also gives the coochie a firey taste.
Also gives the coochie a firey taste.
Girl #1: " Hey gurl, I just got told that I tested positive for a yeast infection."
Girl #2: "What?! How did that happen?"
Girl #1: "Well Kyle came over, ate an entire bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and then Flamin' Hot Fingerblasted me!"
Girl #2: "What?! How did that happen?"
Girl #1: "Well Kyle came over, ate an entire bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and then Flamin' Hot Fingerblasted me!"
Flamin' Hot Fingerblasted by GucciBoii May 20, 2020
fingerblaster 9000
Boris: "Hey man, do you know where Samantha is?"
James: "She's probably at Thomas' house, getting a fingerblaster 9000"
James: "She's probably at Thomas' house, getting a fingerblaster 9000"
fingerblaster 9000 by Prospector Weejus September 22, 2013
FingerBlast
FingerBlast by Anonymous May 10, 2003
fingerblasting
The act in which a male inserts two or more fingers as far as possible into a woman's vagina, then pumps the fingers back and forth vigorously until the female blasts her sweet poonani juice all over the landscape.
See also: Crimson Switch
See also: Crimson Switch
Dave: How'd it go with Lisa last night?
Lurch: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.
Dave: How was the cleanup?
Lurch: It was okay, mostly got on my face.
Lurch: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.
Dave: How was the cleanup?
Lurch: It was okay, mostly got on my face.
fingerblasting by know13dge June 2, 2010
finger blasted
Referring to an incident where someone stimulates a woman with their finger. Often done under the influence of alcohol and in inappropriate situations like a bar, theme park rides, movie theaters, buses, the club or in public. Another term for fingered.
finger blasted by Tron Jivolta June 11, 2006
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