Fingerblastin
Fingerblastin by unkonw January 29, 2007
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fingerblaster 9000
Boris: "Hey man, do you know where Samantha is?"
James: "She's probably at Thomas' house, getting a fingerblaster 9000"
James: "She's probably at Thomas' house, getting a fingerblaster 9000"
fingerblaster 9000 by Prospector Weejus September 22, 2013
FingerBlast
FingerBlast by Anonymous May 10, 2003
fingerblasting
The act in which a male inserts two or more fingers as far as possible into a woman's vagina, then pumps the fingers back and forth vigorously until the female blasts her sweet poonani juice all over the landscape.
See also: Crimson Switch
See also: Crimson Switch
Dave: How'd it go with Lisa last night?
Lurch: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.
Dave: How was the cleanup?
Lurch: It was okay, mostly got on my face.
Lurch: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.
Dave: How was the cleanup?
Lurch: It was okay, mostly got on my face.
fingerblasting by know13dge June 2, 2010
Finger-blastin
Gettin fucked up, and then throwing ur fingers into a bitches cooter. Usually resulting in extreme pleasure for both the female and the male.
After i got hammered off of Red Dogg, me and my bitch went up stairs and i started finger-blastin the shit out of her. Bitch got nasty wet!
Finger-blastin by Cooter Blaster January 16, 2009
fingerblast
I went to Rick's on Garland in Spokane last night and met a women with a dead tooth, so i took her outside and fingerblasted the shit out of her in her bitchin camerow.
fingerblast by Geoff Nailer November 9, 2008
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