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1)A genital disorder in which semen shoots out of the penis in a straight line, similar to that of a laser.

2)Can also be a breast disorder, in which the same issue occurs, yet with breast milk coming from the left breast.
Girl: Man you missed my face
Boy: Sorry, I've got finales funkeln, I have to aim directly at you to hit.
by Peniscadaver553 June 22, 2011
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