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Coffee Filtration 

When one sucks off another, then as male is about to ejaculate, he states his predicament to the partner who promptly places a thin layer of material, i.e undergarments, over the penis. At this point, said sucker places mouth around partners penis. The penis holder then spurts his 'sex wee' through material. Sucker then sucks semen through material causing filtration. Pleasure ensues.
1. " .... Amy totally gave coffee filtration to me last night!"

Salt Filliatio 

The act of receiving oral sex after rubbing grains of salt into the usually self-inflicted cuts on the outside of the penis
Dude, after i cut myself last night that male Czechoslovakian transvestite gave me amazing salt filliatio
Salt Filliatio by Cralex January 13, 2013

fillatio 

Oral sex to a male... Eg. Giving head
I found her on her knees giving her boyfriend fillatio
fillatio by Brian September 14, 2003
Quantitative description of the balance between knob-polishing (KP) and rug munching (RM) in a long-term relationship; fellratio (FR) = KP/RM. All other predictors of relationship stability considered, an FR > 2 or < .5 is considered a serious red flag.
Fred had become increasingly shut off from Wilma emotionally, and the fellratio of .1 went a long way toward explaining this distancing.
fellratio by ursus maritimus May 18, 2013

filtration 

Filtration is a thing in the water treatment. It help water to drop light impurities.

THIS IS SO HELPFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then, the water will go to our taps.

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Filtration is very helpful to us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
filtration by AUMGAMEI December 2, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026