fellratio

Quantitative description of the balance between knob-polishing (KP) and rug munching (RM) in a long-term relationship; fellratio (FR) = KP/RM. All other predictors of relationship stability considered, an FR > 2 or < .5 is considered a serious red flag.

Fred had become increasingly shut off from Wilma emotionally, and the fellratio of .1 went a long way toward explaining this distancing.

fellratio by ursus maritimus May 18, 2013

Mufflered Fellatio 

Breaking wind while performing a blow job

Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.

Mufflered Fellatio by susan0506 October 8, 2011

Fellations

Sexual relations limited to oral sex.

I wouldn't date Sarah, but I wouldn't mind having fellations with her.

Fellations by bjh60 December 9, 2008

Russian Fellatio 

A blowjob with a mouthful of piss and shit

Did you hear that Hannah has mastered the Russian Fellatio?
Yeah I did, Scott is in for a surprise.

Russian Fellatio by Colby_Jaque October 17, 2021

fellationeer 

A pioneer in the art of giving fellatio.

Dude, that swamp donkey was such a fellationeer.

fellationeer by Skurn on the Cob February 4, 2007

fellatio alarm clock 

the best way to start your day

when my wife wakes me up with the fellatio alarm clock i forget how bad my life sucks and enjoy every minute of the day

fellatio alarm clock by brock lee September 8, 2005

fellatio ready 

Similar to the term used for a TV that is "cable-ready" or "HD- ready", "fellatio ready" is a term used to describe a girl who is so hot, she's ready to be orally sexed at any given moment.

STEVE: Hey Carl, did you see that hot waitress at Sonic last night?

CARL: Hell yes...that bitch was fellatio ready in those tight pants of hers.

fellatio ready by Navin_Johnson April 14, 2008