Figtis 

A word often pronounced loudly by millennials which has no legitimate meaning and is usually used to express comedic disappointment. The word also has no correlation to common figs.

Player dies in a game: Ah Figtis!!!

Figtis by Veiny1072 January 6, 2018

Fighissuer 

A person that never achieves anything in life and has abnormally small feet and dick

I can't believe that guy wrecked my car, what a Fighissuer

Fighissuer by Manatee January 6, 2017

Figtiguratively 

When you're literally and figuratively speaking at the same time

The sun figtiguratively brightened her day, it figuratively put her in a good mood and the sun literally brightened her day

Figtiguratively by TheWellsofFun January 26, 2015

fictisexual 

1. (Adj.) Sexually attracted to book, musical, play, video game, comic book, imaginary, and/or movie characters of either the same or different gender.

2. (Noun) One who shows more romantic and/or sexual attraction to fictional characters than to real people.

1:

Josie: "You and Kevin would look totally cute together, Bebe.

Bebe: "He's cute, but I'm just not into him. I'd like to date Erik Destler, AKA the Phantom of the Opera."

Josie: "But he's fictional. Why are you attracted to him?"

Bebe: "Because I'm fictisexual."

2:
Derek: "You and Bebe should totally date."
Kevin: "Nah. We're not into each other. She's a fictisexual and so am I."

fictisexual by fandomgirl92 April 20, 2014

classic figgis 

A Classic Figgis is where you wake up to your genitals being stuck in the zipper of a sleeping bag.

We went camping last week! Last day, Joe woke to a Classic Figgis and it was epic.

classic figgis by Fannybuster October 20, 2020

Fitish 

Semi-fit; kind of fit; someone who likes the idea of being fit but equally likes food.

She likes to eat a lot of food but she's fitish.

Fitish by theroxy May 12, 2016

Fagtistic 

1. Fag and Fantastic

2. Doing something that is just so faggity but fantastic at the same time

"You.Are.The. Biggest. fucking fagtistic bitch in the world"
"Thanks bro, im the fucking greatest fag"

"Dude what the fuck, what you did was just plain out fagtistic"
"Soz mate, I know it was a bit weird but it was fucking great"

Fagtistic by Chicken123123321 July 2, 2016