Figtis
A word often pronounced loudly by millennials which has no legitimate meaning and is usually used to express comedic disappointment. The word also has no correlation to common figs.
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Fighissuer
Fighissuer by Manatee January 6, 2017
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Figtis • Figits • Fagtism • Fagtistic • Figgis • Fiatism • Fictisatia • fictisexual • figgish • Figgish Pikmor
Figtiguratively
The sun figtiguratively brightened her day, it figuratively put her in a good mood and the sun literally brightened her day
Figtiguratively by TheWellsofFun January 26, 2015
fictisexual
1. (Adj.) Sexually attracted to book, musical, play, video game, comic book, imaginary, and/or movie characters of either the same or different gender.
2. (Noun) One who shows more romantic and/or sexual attraction to fictional characters than to real people.
2. (Noun) One who shows more romantic and/or sexual attraction to fictional characters than to real people.
1:
Josie: "You and Kevin would look totally cute together, Bebe.
Bebe: "He's cute, but I'm just not into him. I'd like to date Erik Destler, AKA the Phantom of the Opera."
Josie: "But he's fictional. Why are you attracted to him?"
Bebe: "Because I'm fictisexual."
2:
Derek: "You and Bebe should totally date."
Kevin: "Nah. We're not into each other. She's a fictisexual and so am I."
Josie: "You and Kevin would look totally cute together, Bebe.
Bebe: "He's cute, but I'm just not into him. I'd like to date Erik Destler, AKA the Phantom of the Opera."
Josie: "But he's fictional. Why are you attracted to him?"
Bebe: "Because I'm fictisexual."
2:
Derek: "You and Bebe should totally date."
Kevin: "Nah. We're not into each other. She's a fictisexual and so am I."
fictisexual by fandomgirl92 April 20, 2014
classic figgis
classic figgis by Fannybuster October 20, 2020
Fagtistic
"You.Are.The. Biggest. fucking fagtistic bitch in the world"
"Thanks bro, im the fucking greatest fag"
"Dude what the fuck, what you did was just plain out fagtistic"
"Soz mate, I know it was a bit weird but it was fucking great"
"Thanks bro, im the fucking greatest fag"
"Dude what the fuck, what you did was just plain out fagtistic"
"Soz mate, I know it was a bit weird but it was fucking great"
Fagtistic by Chicken123123321 July 2, 2016
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