Definitions by Veiny1072
Phil Swifty
Phil I the very definition of masculinity. As for he is the god of all twelve realms he is tasked with ensuring the safety of us more mortals so he comes to us in the form an extremely muscular and well charmed man and endows us with a portion of his godly powers in the form of flex tape.
Phil Swifty by Veiny1072 July 9, 2018
Figtis
A word often pronounced loudly by millennials which has no legitimate meaning and is usually used to express comedic disappointment. The word also has no correlation to common figs.
fleshy popsicle
The act of somehow aquiring and maintaining an erection within a cold environment causing it to be cold to the touch.
fleshy popsicle by Veiny1072 January 6, 2018