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Figglenut 

The last name to the first memelord in his bloodline, Humphrey A Figglenut. A Figglenut is named after a nut, a figgle nut contains a pure protein that makes you poop, poop so hard that you make a meme page
Dude he ate a figglenut then pooped so hard he made a meme page

-made by @mr_figglenut
Figglenut by Mr. figglenut June 19, 2021
Words you can keep

FiggleBottom 

An innate trait, only the best of the best have received. In all of human history, 1 in every 9 billion are FiggleBottoms. Few are lucky enough to call themselves, FiggleBottom. As a FiggleBottom, you are designed to create, and destroy. Birth, and Eliminate. None shall stand in a FiggleBottom's way. Notable FiggleBottoms: Chirag Gupta, Gilgamesh, Mark Wahlberg, Oj Simpson, and Jason Statham. Vin Diesel played a FiggleBottom in the films, "Fast and Furious". The role took a massive toll on Vin's body. Bringing him to the brink of death.
The traits he possesses, remind me only of a FiggleBottom.
FiggleBottom by DictionaryDestroyer September 13, 2021

figglebottom 

The rarest and best type of male mindset
I’m such a sigma male, you wouldn’t get it.
No, I wouldn’t. I am way above you, I am figglebottom.
figglebottom by The figglebottom September 22, 2021

FiggleBottom 

An innate trait, only the best of the best have received. In all of human history, 1 in every 9 billion are FiggleBottoms. Few are lucky enough to call themselves, FiggleBottom. As a FiggleBottom, you are designed to create, and destroy. Birth, and Eliminate. None shall stand in a FiggleBottom's way. Notable FiggleBottoms: Chirag Gupta, Gilgamesh, Mark Wahlberg, Oj Simpson, and Jason Statham. Vin Diesel played a FiggleBottom in the films, "Fast and Furious". The role took a massive toll on Vin's body. Bringing him to the brink of death.
The traits he possesses, remind me only of a FiggleBottom.
FiggleBottom by DictionaryDestroyer September 13, 2021

figglebottom 

Alex : What the fuck is a figglebottom
James : In the ass
figglebottom by Jeffrey Spanner October 1, 2021
A gay black baby. Usally adopted, or dad is a bitch.
Wow. Jamals new son is such a figglet.
figglet by L1m1t1 September 18, 2007

frugglenuts 

an expression of bewilderment or exacerbated dismay brought on by a situation involving a sudden and unexpected superfluous third nipple.
"Wow, Jake, did you see that guy's third nipple? That gave me the frugglenuts something awful!"
frugglenuts by DrewStav July 16, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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