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jigglenut

First used in the radio-freedom.com chatroom, "jigglenutting" describes the process of nutters jiggling around to happy & upfront hardcore.

There are rumours of a close relationship between this, and the words "bushpig" and "chubbamunk".
* Asphyxia builds a podium in the middle of #freedom
* NTR|Cleaning|Tuneeed leaves quietly
* Asphyxia stands on the podium
<+Asphyxia> ..... and JIGGLENUTS!!!!
<+Asphyxia> WOOT!
<+Mix> lol
<+NTR|Cleaning|Tuneeed> rofl
by Asphyxia March 23, 2005
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jigglemit

The act of spontaneous defication; random pooping
Guy 1:Dude Jim got hit pretty hard, is he ok?
Guy 2:Yeah but he jigglemited everywhere, it was gross.
by crzykool February 12, 2010
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Jizzlenut Sweatsuit

A running suit consisting of compression shorts, compression shirt, and compression socks. Often worn by creepy joggers who run in front of others and stop to stretch in weird positions.
Dylan: Man, did you see what Romen was wearing?

Eric: Yea! That Jizzlenut Sweatsuit of his scared off all the ladies!
by Creepy Corbin November 19, 2011
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jigglewatts

1.21 jigglewatts represents the amount of ample curvature present in a female body that will turn an average male in to a blubbering puddle of stupid. It is not a measure of attractiveness as low jigglewattage females can be very sexy, example Madonna, Kiera Knightley and Milla Jovovich would score low (0.0.3) on the scale, while Scarlett Johansson and Kim Kardashian score near the maximum (1.21).
Her picture on facebook indicates a high amount of jigglewatts.
by Kelce January 18, 2008
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jigglewatt

A unit for measuring the power generated by a gorgeous woman's movements for the express benefit of her audience, ranging anywhere from a burlesque dancer's wild shimmy and shake, to the confident strut of a woman in red stilettos.

The Jigglewatt symbol (JW) is a unit for measuring power equal to one kajillion, bazillion, gazillion watts. Few things (or people) can withstand the transfer or consumption of energy on this scale, some of these events or entities include: lightning strikes, falling in love, Lana Turner's smile, firefighters wearing special goggles, the supercollider, Stephen Hawking, and the number 4. ... And of course, the girls of The Jigglewatts Burlesque troupe...
1. The jigglewatts she radiated could boil water from across the room.
2. Have you seen The Jigglewatts? You can pick your favorite or collect all four.
by Ruby Joule July 8, 2006
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jigglepup

A man who has really big boobs. And when he walks they jiggle. When he runs they bounce, they go in an up and down motion. His boobs are jigglepups
When my brother runs, his jigglepup bounces
by BootyHole February 21, 2015
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jigglejit

Slapper- some dirt girl
omg you kno that fuking dirty girl shes such a jigglejit
by Alexa and Aisha January 30, 2009
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