marcus's definitions

snag lightening

An adjective to describe someone so extemely ugly that they appeared to have been struck by lightening.

Bob's girlfriend is snag lightening ugly!

When my wife wakes up in the morning, it looks like she snagged lightening.

by Marcus January 2, 2006

skankie

A skank, but smaller. Generally, skankies are under (or appear to be under) the age of 16. They are well known for short skirts, Ugg boots, and obscene amounts of liberally applied facial makeup.

"Dude, I went to the Commons last night...skankies everywhere!"

"Yeah, Martin's sister is such a skankie. I swear I saw her ass popping out of that skirt. It was gross."

by Marcus July 14, 2008

central coast

Lack of jobs.
Lack of intelligent people.
Period.

You live in the central coast? I'm so sorry.

by Marcus June 18, 2006

Happycat

The happiest fucking cat on earth. Source of happiness is the Something Awful forums.

Patriotic happycat is the best happy cat photoshop IMHO.

by Marcus September 3, 2005

DetLion04

a pimp that came stright outta compton and moved to detroit... fan of detroit lions

dang that detlion04 be trippin on some shit

by Marcus April 9, 2005

side hatch

The hatch in the wall where naked men come out.

Alex Emling enjoys the side hatch.

by Marcus April 14, 2005

cry and shame

To be a cry and a shame... the common mistake is cryin' shame but it account for both cry and shame

We lost, it was a total cry and shame!

by Marcus April 23, 2005