marcus's definitions

side hatch

The hatch in the wall where naked men come out.

Alex Emling enjoys the side hatch.

by Marcus April 14, 2005

skankie

A skank, but smaller. Generally, skankies are under (or appear to be under) the age of 16. They are well known for short skirts, Ugg boots, and obscene amounts of liberally applied facial makeup.

"Dude, I went to the Commons last night...skankies everywhere!"

"Yeah, Martin's sister is such a skankie. I swear I saw her ass popping out of that skirt. It was gross."

by Marcus July 14, 2008

broken bow

a town of about 3700 that is located 10 miles south of Nebraska's geographic center. Home to one of the biggest cattle feedlots in the world, that houses over 120,000 cows, hence a strong stench there.

Hi, i'm from broken bow nebraska

by Marcus January 31, 2005

doplic

An expression only found in Lancaster County, PA, meaning something along the lines of "stupid, foolish, ridiculous..." Thus, if you're not from here and hear someone say it, you know where they're from.

Quit acting so doplic!
That looks doplic.

by Marcus March 29, 2004

voltron

A hag newb who sucks at cs.

Dude, I just owned that volton with a pistol.

by Marcus April 24, 2005

pussywhipped

To be deprived of your daily dosage (self-conscious recommended)of pussy.

I didn't get my pussy today, whahhhhh whahhhhhhh whahhhhhhh.

by Marcus December 23, 2003

Jousting

Homosexual act between two males.

Those two need to get a room and stop jousting with each other.

by Marcus October 22, 2003