marcus's definitions

Got a rock

1. To botch something up
2. To have horribly bad luck
3. The special power of Ken

Just when everything was going well, Ken got a rock and McGee was raped by a goat

by Marcus November 19, 2003

Pimpin fo shimpin

Nice,good looking clothes, gets attention

Homie those new Gucci Air Force Ones are pimpin Fo Shimpin

by Marcus June 5, 2004

justchillin

to relax, smoke a blunt personal time to get ya mind rite ya herd

Sup dawg what up tonite?
~ Justchillin

by Marcus March 9, 2004

jalapeno asshole

Also known as "asshole aflame".

I shouldn't have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now I have asshole aflame.

by Marcus May 13, 2005

koochielicious

Best pussy eatin in a lifetime.

Yummm. That was good eatin.
That was koochielicious.

by marcus February 18, 2003

Breekan

An omnipotent godlike figure that cannot be surpassed no matter how hard one tries. It's just impossible. If you ever come across a Breekan, one should just give up trying to defeat/outsmart/outdo it in anything.

"I got my ass pounded by a Breekan last night when I challenged him to a game of pool"

by Marcus March 28, 2004

noobrication

Making something more accessible to noobs IE making something easier.

Shit this game is hard. Needs more noobrication.

by Marcus October 3, 2004