Figar
Man: Fidel what do you think we should do about the current situation.
Fidel: Ughhh..... just bring me a Figar!
Fidel: Ughhh..... just bring me a Figar!
Figar by Senor Tabby McWhiskers February 4, 2009
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Figadillme
Figadillme by Sirfigadillme July 19, 2012
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Figaro • Figaro nigga • Figar • Figarado • figard • Figarette • Figaro, figaro! • figaro necklace • Figaro's Pizza • galileo figaro
Figurehead
Figurehead by The Black Shirt July 6, 2021
6 figures
6 figures by wizebinkie318 March 30, 2015
father figure
someone: my dad is the best father figure !
me: i don’t have a father figure in my life , nor do i have milk in my fridge.
me: i don’t have a father figure in my life , nor do i have milk in my fridge.
father figure by kk :)) August 11, 2022
Six Figure Hell
A state of existential dread produced when you have earned a lot of money from your investments and are afraid of losing it, but you're still a long way off from achieving financial independence and would need to take significant risks to get there.
Term originates on the /biz/ imageboard.
Term originates on the /biz/ imageboard.
Mike: Being in six figure hell sucks. I still need a 3x to make it.
Bob: Same here, I thought I was done with betting on moonshots.
Bob: Same here, I thought I was done with betting on moonshots.
Six Figure Hell by Uber_Noob2 February 17, 2021
Figure on a Screen
A figure on a screen is a demonizing and negative word directed as an insult to someone you communicate with in your daily life, but do not respect or value as an actual friend. A figure on a screen is not a friend at all to the person expressing this word.
Person A speaking to Person B: You are a Figure on a screen to me and you mean nothing more , however James is an actual friend to me.
Figure on a Screen by texasindian April 3, 2018
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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