Figar
Man: Fidel what do you think we should do about the current situation.
Fidel: Ughhh..... just bring me a Figar!
Fidel: Ughhh..... just bring me a Figar!
Figar by Senor Tabby McWhiskers February 4, 2009
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Figadillme
Figadillme by Sirfigadillme July 19, 2012
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Figurehead
Figurehead by The Black Shirt July 6, 2021
6 figures
6 figures by wizebinkie318 March 30, 2015
father figure
someone: my dad is the best father figure !
me: i don’t have a father figure in my life , nor do i have milk in my fridge.
me: i don’t have a father figure in my life , nor do i have milk in my fridge.
father figure by kk :)) August 11, 2022
Six Figure Hell
A state of existential dread produced when you have earned a lot of money from your investments and are afraid of losing it, but you're still a long way off from achieving financial independence and would need to take significant risks to get there.
Term originates on the /biz/ imageboard.
Term originates on the /biz/ imageboard.
Mike: Being in six figure hell sucks. I still need a 3x to make it.
Bob: Same here, I thought I was done with betting on moonshots.
Bob: Same here, I thought I was done with betting on moonshots.
Six Figure Hell by Uber_Noob2 February 17, 2021
Figure on a Screen
A figure on a screen is a demonizing and negative word directed as an insult to someone you communicate with in your daily life, but do not respect or value as an actual friend. A figure on a screen is not a friend at all to the person expressing this word.
Person A speaking to Person B: You are a Figure on a screen to me and you mean nothing more , however James is an actual friend to me.
Figure on a Screen by texasindian April 3, 2018
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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