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Person who enjoys French fries and head of devil
Person 1: Hey you know quandale fieser?

Person 2: Oh yeah he loves French fries and is the devils boss yes I do
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Fiedero Mobster 

1. No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.

2. Never look at the wives of friends.

3. Never be seen with cops.

4. Don’t go to pubs and clubs.

5. Always be available for Cosa Nostra, even if your wife’s about to give birth.

6. Appointments must be respected.

7. Wives must be treated with respect.

8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.

9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.

10. People who can’t be part of Cosa Nostra are anyone with a close relative in the police, with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn’t hold to moral values.

Some of the rules are obvious, such as that absolute silence and secrecy – “omerta” – must be kept at all
man y"all drive so slow through the hood, y'all must be Fiedero Mobster
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A mixture between the words "fuck" and "shiezer"(actually spelt scheiser)
It is socially acceptable because it is also a drug company (pfizer)

I invented this word, oh, about two days ago. already it is being used by a multitude of people.
teacher- what are you doing out of class??
Drew- FIEZER!!!
teacher- WHAT??!
Drew- um, i need my medicine
teacher- what?
Drew- Im having an alergic reaction, i need my pfizer medication
teacher- oh really, what are you alergic to?
Drew- YOU, BITCH (<<oops)
Fiezer by Urban Dictionary May 29, 2005
Past tense for premature ejaculating.
Also can be used as "fesering" if someone/you is in the process of premature ejaculating.
Commonly used in western Canada.
This hot chick invited me over, and when I got to her house she was half naked and horny. When she came down on me to give me a blow job, I fesered before she even touched my dick.

I was fingering my girlfriend in some hockey arena, and it was getting so hot I fesered in my pants before she even had a chance to unzip my pants. Leaving a huge mess.
fesered by Sand Warrior February 3, 2013
That guy is such a Fieger!
Fieger by Jawz13 November 12, 2007

Fesermode 

Going "Fesermode" is the uppermost level in going tryhard in school. A Person who tries his hardest in all subjects including Math, Science, English, and Social Studies.
Wow that guy made a 3d model of his homework and made 110 points. He must be going Fesermode.

He made 130 points on his test without any extra credit. He must be going Fesermode.
Fesermode by Aura Kryptic October 18, 2011

Fiener naugle 

Hillbilly slang for the joints in ur hand
Loretta was upset that the ring she found at the thrift store wouldn't fit past her swollen fiener naugle.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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