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feser

A FESER is when you get an itch down in your crotch and you stick your entire hand under your underwear and scratch away, while everyone is looking.
Damn that guy must have a feser.

While micheal was making out with his girlfriend,he got a feser and started to scratch.

Guys i have a feser don't look.
by a member of the bjcc April 27, 2013
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Festerpool

To think about multiple negative thoughts creating a festerpool of negativity resulting in situations appearing far worse.
A festerpool of high emotions can result in riots.
A person was upset due to debts building up, their mind began to pile all theirs worries creating a festerpool of depression.
by MattMuz September 22, 2020
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The Ignoramuses' Federation

It's really difficult for a person who living in a free world to comprehend the extent of the ignorance of the Russians. Decades of propaganda have really done its job, even Joseph Goebbels would've been jealous of such an achievement.

They do not know their history, more precisely; their HONEST history. From lies cannot learn anything and that's why they repeat the same mistakes over and over again. Let's take an example, the Germans are aware of what Nazis did, but these brainwashed tools only know official fairy tails, which they regard as their historiography, although the brutality of the Red Army was no different from that of the Nazis. Today the Russian armed forces are murdering and committing atrocities against civilians in Ukraine at least as effectively as the Red (rape) Army did during WWII. It can hardly be considered as a humane sign that at least it's not yet known that girls under the age of ten have been raped in Ukraine, when their predecessor's orgies usually began from 9-year-olds.

Of course there are reasonable and knowledgeable people in Russia who do not believe blatant lies, unfortunately vatniks and their totalitarian mindset are the majority to keep the war criminal Putler in power - at least so far..
Hopefully the rest of the most gullible fools in the civilized world finally have become aware of how devious the Russian vatniks are since the Ignoramuses' Federation who is murdering, torturing, raping and looting in Ukraine for the second time within a few years.
by O. W. Tongueincheek April 10, 2022
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festerment

fester is the root. a collection of festered objects
Yo dude have you seen the festerment in your kitchen sink.

Yo Pasty! There is no way I a paying for that FESTERMENT (in this case cheap and nasty restraurant food)
by Stephen M. December 31, 2004
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Federal Reserve

After the 2008 financial crisis, the world economy needed saving, but the Federal Reserve gave a bunch of newly printed money to the Primary Dealers instead.
by George Stuffalottapuss October 19, 2012
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Federales

A slang word for Federal Agents or for those employed by the Federal Government.
Juan was minding his own business, when the Federales came and ruined his day.
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federal donation

Nickname for federal taxation. Rather than "owing" taxes to the federal government, one donates money to the federal government so that they can use it at their own whim.
1)

I: I still have not filed the tax I owe to the government
Q: You don't owe the government! Those are mandatory federal donations.

2) On April 15th, I calculate the federal donations that I gave to the government
by Kender-Dragonfly April 13, 2017
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