feser 

A FESER is when you get an itch down in your crotch and you stick your entire hand under your underwear and scratch away, while everyone is looking.

Damn that guy must have a feser.

While micheal was making out with his girlfriend,he got a feser and started to scratch.

Guys i have a feser don't look.

feser by a member of the bjcc April 27, 2013

Festerpool 

To think about multiple negative thoughts creating a festerpool of negativity resulting in situations appearing far worse.
A festerpool of high emotions can result in riots.

A person was upset due to debts building up, their mind began to pile all theirs worries creating a festerpool of depression.

Festerpool by MattMuz September 22, 2020

festerment

fester is the root. a collection of festered objects

Yo dude have you seen the festerment in your kitchen sink.

Yo Pasty! There is no way I a paying for that FESTERMENT (in this case cheap and nasty restraurant food)

festerment by Stephen M. December 31, 2004

Federal Reserve

Noun.

Financial Terrorists

After the 2008 financial crisis, the world economy needed saving, but the Federal Reserve gave a bunch of newly printed money to the Primary Dealers instead.

Federal Reserve by George Stuffalottapuss October 19, 2012

Federales 

A slang word for Federal Agents or for those employed by the Federal Government.

Juan was minding his own business, when the Federales came and ruined his day.

Federales by 🐺 April 26, 2019

federal donation 

Nickname for federal taxation. Rather than "owing" taxes to the federal government, one donates money to the federal government so that they can use it at their own whim.

1)

I: I still have not filed the tax I owe to the government
Q: You don't owe the government! Those are mandatory federal donations.

2) On April 15th, I calculate the federal donations that I gave to the government

federal donation by Kender-Dragonfly April 13, 2017

Federal Way 

Also known as Felony Way, a bedroom community between Seattle and Tacoma characterized by violent crime, poor schools, and lots of newly constructed low income housing.

Dude...Did you see that another drive by shooting occurred last night in Felony Way?
You are so mean. Federal Way ain't nothin' but a cheap ghetto where I can use my Section 8 vouchers.

Federal Way by Nafius October 2, 2016