fesered

Past tense for premature ejaculating.
Also can be used as "fesering" if someone/you is in the process of premature ejaculating.
Commonly used in western Canada.

This hot chick invited me over, and when I got to her house she was half naked and horny. When she came down on me to give me a blow job, I fesered before she even touched my dick.

I was fingering my girlfriend in some hockey arena, and it was getting so hot I fesered in my pants before she even had a chance to unzip my pants. Leaving a huge mess.

fesered by Sand Warrior February 3, 2013

Fasered 

To Taser a girl while you are fucking her.

Last night that bitch was so drunk I fasered her! ...you know, a taser fuck!

Fasered by p22 December 15, 2010

Federed 

When a player in professional tennis is thrashed solid by Roger Federer.

Tennis hopeful 'I lost, I just got federed'

Federed by ML88 June 2, 2009

festered upon 

1. When someone chucks completely random shit at you, such as garbage
(derived from the word fester: garbage is festering, thus, to be festered upon is to have festering crap thrown at you).

2. When someone uses entirely bitchy/bullshit behavior towards you.

1. Me and A-ron were festered upon when his grandma tossed the kitchen trash at us.

2. I was having a quiet smokeout when some crazy bitch festered upon me and my homedogs by lecturing us.

festered upon by J-Fizz August 27, 2005

festered 

If you're 'festered', you're stoned to the bone, maybe you're drunk as a skunk, or perhaps both. Either way, you're an inebriated son of a bitch with the munchies and a 'let's fuckin party' kinda attitude. Popularly used in Santa Cruz, California.

Dylan was so festered last night, he chased his tequila with a bite of mac n cheese.

festered by GlazedEyeGal February 6, 2019

festered out 

Old, crusty, or worn out.

"Look at that old bag o' bones over there. She's really festered out."

Broken down; out of commission, on the fritz.

"What happened to your car Sally? Oh, it's festered out again. I think my hubcaps are bad."

What happens to a large pimple with a big white head that grows in the middle of your back that you can't get to.

"Dan what the hell's that on your back? It's all festered out."

"Tish used to be a good lay in the sack, but now that everybody's had a jab at it, she's all festered out."

festered out by Scotty Smith November 18, 2007

festered-out-city 

festerville;

a city of festers;

the crowd at a Guns 'N' Roses concert (which is ironic really, considering the term partly emerged from the corruption of their song lyric 'Paradise City');

when too many ex-'Greenpeace' members (expelled for smelliness and total lack of personal hygiene) congregate in one area (well I just couldn't say all Greenpeace- after all, they did
"t-r-y", not stopped, but "tried" to stop whaling- hey what the hell are my donations for then!);

"Whoa man, let's get the F n G outa here, it's a goddamn regular festerville up n in this!" panics Sad,
"Yeah Saddywah, those R.E.M. lovin' tree huggin' ferals over there are making my olfactory senses internally vomit, nuthin' but festered-out-city ", observes Zack.

festered-out-city by Zack Bathory March 26, 2008