Fielke

A Fielke is a person who continuously, without fail hits on every girl he meets and yet never gets laid.

Alex: Dude, Jaron came to my house last night and he started hitting on my sister, shes only 14!

John: What a Fielke

Fielke by Spangletown October 25, 2010

felkerising 

To destroy beyond normal recognition any form of correct grammar or spelling and to transform what have may once almost formulated a complete sentence in to utter gibberish. The process of felkerisation may also include hypocrisy, slander and whopping great lies followed by the person felkerising laughing insanely at their own jokes because no one else (sadly for the felker) can understand what has just been said to them. There is no known cure but it is thought that sufferers may benefit from dictionary therapy, a spellchecker and small periods of time spent in an alien concept to them known as reality.

Facebook User felkerising:
love them flavor points lmao
and had rage up the yen yang lol

felkerising by Greasy DuckFat February 10, 2015

Fielder Syndrome 

A term to describe one such being who is overly attached to one individual in a sexual way and will take any opportunity to get any attention or contact from the individual. They will often try to disguise this buy proclaiming that they are in "love" with the individual. Movements or symptoms mostly conclude, holding onto the individuals hips while they are walking or getting a hug or some sort of contact at any chance they get.

"Why won't he leave her alone?"
"He got Fielder Syndrome..."

Fielder Syndrome by Sir Blobbington May 24, 2014

The Fielder 

a cart wheel into a t-bag

When Timmy passed out last night, I gave him the Fielder

The Fielder by Dawgleg August 23, 2009

Lord Felker

The all-knowing king of science education.

Dr. Maki: "I'm not sure how to teach this concept to my class of 39 students." Schmadeke: "You better go and ask Lord Felker for assistance."

Lord Felker by Charlip February 8, 2007

justin fielder 

that weird kid in class that stares at you while you are working. I guess you can say he is like Russian spy, or Sasquatch.

I think Justin Fielder is watching you.

justin fielder by super unicorns January 11, 2018

felkered 

the act of grabbing the strings of a persons hoodie and pulling them tight so that the persons face is totally closed in then knotting the strings so it is difficult to untie because the person is unable to see. Performed by a real asshole.

God damn, that prick just felkered me. Somebody help untie me i cant see anything.

felkered by Big Sillly April 14, 2010