A Fielke is a person who continuously, without fail hits on every girl he meets and yet never gets laid.
Alex: Dude, Jaron came to my house last night and he started hitting on my sister, shes only 14!
John: What a Fielke
John: What a Fielke
by Spangletown October 20, 2010
When one participates in so much anal sex (usually homosexual) that when they urinate, there are small chuncks of feces in their urine.
by Spangletown September 29, 2010