Felker 

Very possibly the cutest asian girl in existance.

Dude, Felker is about as hot as Tia Tanaka and Tila Tequila making out.

Felker by The Number Twelve April 24, 2008

Felker Special 

When a female goes up to another person, male or female and continues to swiftly kick them in the balls or vagina, after which she appoligizes as sweetly as possible.

1. Dude i was trying to pick a chick up at the club yesterday, and she totally gave me a Felker Special, shit that hurt!

2. So how much for a Felker Special baby?

3. Dave: "I told that really hot chick over in the corner that I was gonna stick my dick in her ASS"

Steve: "Then what happenned?"

Dave: "She gave me a Felker Special and then took me to the mens room!"

Felker Special by Marine Corporals BEST FRIEND March 23, 2009

Felker method

When you break someone’s heart just so it’s stronger for the next relationship

I used the “Felker method” on Cassidy the other day

Felker method by Freak airlines June 26, 2026

Lord Felker

The all-knowing king of science education.

Dr. Maki: "I'm not sure how to teach this concept to my class of 39 students." Schmadeke: "You better go and ask Lord Felker for assistance."

Lord Felker by Charlip February 8, 2007

felgercarb 

An alternate spelling of feldergarb. A euphemism for "crap" in the Colonial vernacular; also used to mean garbage or nonsense. This word originated in the Science Fiction series Battlestar Galactica (1978) and was one of the expletives created to get swearing past the censors.

Starbuck: You certainly have a way of cutting through the felgercarb.

felgercarb by catdeville December 21, 2014

Feekers Mountain 

A magical mystical place to go feeking in Cavan

I'm chrishin on up to feekers mountain subla

Feekers Mountain by Jack Keyes May 28, 2011

fecker 

a term used by a deranged Irish man on youtube who has made several mistakes in his life.

"those evil feckers sold me marshmallows and I got a cotton ball."

fecker by spadox June 12, 2019