Felker

Very possibly the cutest asian girl in existance.

Dude, Felker is about as hot as Tia Tanaka and Tila Tequila making out.

by The Number Twelve April 24, 2008

Felker Special

When a female goes up to another person, male or female and continues to swiftly kick them in the balls or vagina, after which she appoligizes as sweetly as possible.

1. Dude i was trying to pick a chick up at the club yesterday, and she totally gave me a Felker Special, shit that hurt!

2. So how much for a Felker Special baby?

3. Dave: "I told that really hot chick over in the corner that I was gonna stick my dick in her ASS"

Steve: "Then what happenned?"

Dave: "She gave me a Felker Special and then took me to the mens room!"

by Marine Corporals BEST FRIEND March 23, 2009

Lord Felker

The all-knowing king of science education.

Dr. Maki: "I'm not sure how to teach this concept to my class of 39 students." Schmadeke: "You better go and ask Lord Felker for assistance."

by Charlip February 8, 2007

felgercarb

An alternate spelling of feldergarb. A euphemism for "crap" in the Colonial vernacular; also used to mean garbage or nonsense. This word originated in the Science Fiction series Battlestar Galactica (1978) and was one of the expletives created to get swearing past the censors.

Starbuck: You certainly have a way of cutting through the felgercarb.

by catdeville December 21, 2014

Feekers Mountain

A magical mystical place to go feeking in Cavan

I'm chrishin on up to feekers mountain subla

by Jack Keyes May 28, 2011

fecker

a term used by a deranged Irish man on youtube who has made several mistakes in his life.

"those evil feckers sold me marshmallows and I got a cotton ball."

by spadox June 12, 2019

Feldercarb

An expletive used by the characters of Battlestar Galactica that refers to the putrid and crusty black grime that would accumulate on various pieces of machinery and required scraping off during maintenance. Possibly Battlestar-speak for bullshit.

"The XO wants a full report from you about the fight in the mess hall on his desk by morning."
"Hey, I spent all night confined to quarters already, and Tyrol was out of the infirmary in a couple hours. This is a load of feldercarb."

by redhex September 8, 2006