felkered 

the act of grabbing the strings of a persons hoodie and pulling them tight so that the persons face is totally closed in then knotting the strings so it is difficult to untie because the person is unable to see. Performed by a real asshole.

God damn, that prick just felkered me. Somebody help untie me i cant see anything.

felkered by Big Sillly April 14, 2010

Feldered 

To have ones head farted on in epic and hilarious fashion.

That was hilarious. Dude, he farted on your head so hard he almost crapped. You got so Feldered.

Feldered by eflatus September 18, 2009

Folkered 

The ultimate feeling of disappointment. "You got Folkered", the proper way of using the word is similar to "you got punk'd".

alternative definition: when you are corrected on a fact of minute importance (such as the proper term for a roundabout - hint: its traffic circle).

"Man, I can't believe I got Folkered again"

Folkered by farmerjohn April 7, 2015

feckered 

To be so intoxicated you cannot even spell properly. Being so high/drunk/buzzed that your lips are unable to pronounce words properly.

Yo Tom I‘m so feckered right now!

feckered by Dude that’s my chocolate May 17, 2020