Fielder 

A fielders is a certain type of person that is immune to having a good time and generally just stands around awkwardly with his hands in his pockets during social events and situations. The term derives from baseball outfielders, who, for the most part, just fucking stand there.

Party Goer 1: Hey man, who's that guy sitting on the stool in the corner all alone?

Party Goer 2: Oh, that just John's friend from work. Huge fuckin' fielder, bud.

Fielder by DonQDick July 22, 2009

Fielder 

A uneducated white evangelical Christian and/or a MAGA republican, QAnon follower, and any other right-wing extremist from the rural American Midwest, the Rustbelt, the Inland Northwest, or the Canadian Prairie Provinces.

Most of the January 6 insurrectionists are either a southern dixie or a Midwestern fielder.

Fielder by lolawonderz93 May 2, 2024

Fielder Syndrome 

A term to describe one such being who is overly attached to one individual in a sexual way and will take any opportunity to get any attention or contact from the individual. They will often try to disguise this buy proclaiming that they are in "love" with the individual. Movements or symptoms mostly conclude, holding onto the individuals hips while they are walking or getting a hug or some sort of contact at any chance they get.

"Why won't he leave her alone?"
"He got Fielder Syndrome..."

Fielder Syndrome by Sir Blobbington May 24, 2014

Fielder's Choice 

A choice made by the male involved in sexual intercourse. It refers to the moment where intercourse is interrupted due to an escape threat by the semen from the urethra of the penis.

John: Whew.
Eric: What?
John: I just got lucky. At the last minute, I grounded into a fielder's choice. If i did it any longer, I would have to get a better job caz I know she aint gettin an abortion

Fielder's Choice by bigman000000 January 9, 2010

The Fielder 

a cart wheel into a t-bag

When Timmy passed out last night, I gave him the Fielder

The Fielder by Dawgleg August 23, 2009

justin fielder 

that weird kid in class that stares at you while you are working. I guess you can say he is like Russian spy, or Sasquatch.

I think Justin Fielder is watching you.

justin fielder by super unicorns January 11, 2018

Dawson Fielder 

To be cool and from the new era that's like the hippity hop and cool groove music and trends. To know how to get all the hoes and how a hunter smith is a gay boy who is gay.

"Looking pretty Dawson Fielder today. WHy bro, I love u for saying that. Lets be gay together."

Dawson Fielder by jecbewbcjwn/cwdc January 18, 2018