Fide

A type of chode that has a regular shaft but a enlarged head.

sex was so awkward with Terry last night, all I was able to feel was the top of his fide and maybe a couple of his pubes.

by Weed Morton October 16, 2012

fide sed cui vide

The meaning of this Phrase and or motto is... "trust, but be carful of whom you trust." this phrase is latin. most of the people who know this phrase or motto know it becouse someone has told them, or it is on there family crest like mine.

"dude i just bought some weed from this guy---WHAT GUY---i dont know just some dude asking if i wanted to see god---FUCK THAT DUDE, IM NOT SMOKING WITH YOU--- why not---ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS "FIDE SED CUI VIDE"--- you dont think i should do it---FUCK NO!!!

by BEAR KING September 25, 2009

Bona Fide

Legit, thorough, true

yo, am bona fide when it comes to hustlin son!

by Shar August 29, 2004

bona fide

1. adj. genuine.

2. adj. (slang) complete.

1. He's a bona fide French chef.

2. You're a bona fide idiot.

by kadatz May 19, 2010

bona fide bitch

a REAL bitch.

shes a bona fide bitch

by a tall tree October 14, 2013

'Bo'na-fide Husker

1. Wearing a sweet, oversized ear of corn as a hat
2. "Throwing the Bones" when the "Black shirts" appear
3. Knowing more about the "Sea of Red" than the "Red Sea"
4. Incorporating the prefix "Bo" into whatever football-related word possible

See also: "Greatest fans in college football"

Zach: "Katie is wearing a cornhead, a 'my bo-friends back' shirt, a huge foam finger, and red/white striped overalls...wtf"
Kristin: "She's a 'Bo'na-fide Husker"

by karenthespider April 26, 2009

Boner fide

Boner fide is a way to confirm that a woman is truly hot an/or sexy based on scientific evidence. This is done by looking, touching and feeling of said woman and then waiting to see if a boner is produced. If a boner is present after the process then the woman is deemed boner fide hot.

I got drunk with Cindy last night night and to make a long story short I was able to verify that she is a boner fide vixen.

by saharadryhumor January 18, 2015