Festicide

(Verb) To get infested with germs

I will festicide yo' comb!!

by Jesse O'Hagan May 7, 2008

Farticide

Death as a result of being exposed to farts.

Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.

by mochicho March 8, 2009

Festicle

A Festival of testicles!

Guy 1: Hey good looking I'm having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?

Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!

by FLUSHTHATSHITDOWN April 19, 2009

festivie

awesome party. a lot of twitter people. expect a toast from a guy with a simba (yes, the lion) tattoo.

When is the next festivie?

by qué te importaaa August 3, 2010

Testicide

The murder of a testicle.

Moniquia was so angry with her baby daddy, she committed testicide.

by Mararrrr July 28, 2010

Festicle.

A festering Testicle. Usually attatched to a dead body, the festicle is symptomised by its green, and somewhat soggy appearance. The festicle may also occur on a living male. Usually after the insertion of testicles into another persons mouth. see teabag.

1.) As i went to pierce guy's scrotum, i realised he had a festicle.

2.) As Guy walked down the street he felt something roll down his leg, and realised his festicle had fallen onto the sidewalk.

by sam nutt May 3, 2007

Fishicide

When a fish jumps out of a non-lidded tank, which leads to the event of it committing suicide.

Jonny: did you see what Goldy just did?! she almost jumped right out of the tank!

Ken: yeah bro! Goldy just attempted fishicide!

by katphin March 14, 2012