Femtoe

Having notably small or petite feet

Yo did you see her? shes got that crazy femtoe energy. those tiny toes make we wanna lose my mind fr fr

Femtoe by 69feetlover69 April 28, 2026

The Griffith Femto Theory 

A theory stating that the internet is so vast and so random that you could post a random photo claiming it's a meme from the future, and at some point the photo will gain relevance as a meme.

Bro 1: Bro, did you hear about that one among us post from 2010?

Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory

The Griffith Femto Theory by ZenaMudry November 27, 2021

femtopenis 

a disease in which males possess a penis that is so tremoundously small that the doctors at his birth mistook him for not having a gender due to the absence of any gentials

Dad: Is it a boy or a girl?
Mom: I have no idea
Doctor: It is a boy. However, he suffers from femtopenis
Dad: Oh fuck

femtopenis by nitions and you want to use yo September 11, 2021

Femterrupt 

1. The ironic act of a woman interrupting a man because she is not listening to, or interested in, what he is saying despite claims of being silenced because of her gender.

2. A tongue-in-cheek word coined to highlight the absurdity of feminist attempts to make the universal act of interrupting a gendered issue (see manterrupting).

John: "I'm sorry I left my tools on the dining table again, but I was..."
Sally: "Don't tell me you're sorry when I have repeatedly spoken to you about this!"
John: "I'm trying to apologize and explain my forgetfulness on this occasion. Please don't femterrupt me."

Femterrupt by AJDash May 15, 2018

Femtopenis 

An infinitesimally small penis. It is even smaller than a picopenis, let alone a nanopenis. It's so small that not even a magnifying glass is enough to see it. The only possible way to view a femtopenis is through an electron microscope.

It's a commonly accepted fact that Putin has a femtopenis.

Femtopenis by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 8, 2022

femtobrain 

1) Derived from the prefix femto, which means ten to the minus fifteen.

2)Stupid; very, very stupid

3)Extremely gullible.

3)Mentally retarded.

The femtobrain spent his rent money on a fortune teller.

femtobrain by ad-92129 September 6, 2011

femtometer 

Small partial not able to be seen by the bare eye . Sometimes can be used to insult a woman or her knowledge . A man may call a women this to make it seem he dosent care about her.

I don’t care if you exist or not . It does not matter to me. I can’t even see miss femtometer.

femtometer by Kandikane April 23, 2018