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Feetoes are cool
Feetoes are nice
Feetoes are cool
Feetoes are nice

What is a feetoe: A feetoe is a German-Chinese non satanic entity. It can also be an object or even something else. Honestly I don't know what a feetoes really is. But I know it's cool, I also made up the chinese German thing but it might be true.

FAQ:
1.Is a feetoe related to johny's universe?:
No, many reported reading about feetoes in Johny lore books but currently there is no evidence.
2.Are feetoes physically real?: Lowkey no idea. Some schizo-boys reported seeing it but Idk.
3. Are feetoes cool?:
Feetoes are cool
Feetoes are nice
Feetoes are cool
Feetoes are nice
Hi, this feetoe is very cool.
Feetoe by Braincellz cactus July 4, 2025
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The act of posting a picture of one's own feet on a popular social media site. People have been known to do this while on vacation.
I better post a feetie so all my friends can know how much of a good time I'm having without them.
feetie by Alwaysarighty November 23, 2013
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a selfie of one's feet.
Feetie at the beach!
Feetie by Chocolate Luvvah December 3, 2013
The act of stamping on another, putting one's feet on another's body, mauling another with one's feet.
"Man, that guy got totally feeted..."
Feeted by Roren August 15, 2008
The highly intelligent, witty, grammatically-correct and aesthetically-sublime individuals that constitute the membership of the Tim Minchin forum.

These feeters are known to have issues with txt spk and grammers problem. They don't always brush their hair in the morning so it will look a little bit more like Tim's, they have resorted to making their own merchandise, they randomly say "maths" when anyone mentions a miracle, they take their canvas bags to the supermarket, and they get annoyed over bumper stickers that say "magic happens". Feeters have named their goldfish Tony, regardless of gender, and are known to get ridiculously over defensive when anyone says anything bad about Tim.

Feeters say "mas" instead of "lol".
Person 1: "So I was on the forum last night.."
Person 2: "You're such a feeter"
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Person 1: "I would ask you if you've downloaded 'Ready for This?' by Tim Minchin off iTunes, but you're such a feeter that I already know the answer."
Person 2: mas.
feeter by mildly amused smirk August 20, 2009

feetsexual 

When you think feet is hot and want a relationship with feet
I am feetsexual.
feetsexual by Shyanne george June 15, 2021
The two things you walk on below your shins, also known as feet.
My feetses are cold!!!! brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
feetses by Ninjaprincess6969 March 24, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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