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A feminine male identifying as a woman, yet showing no actual traits of a woman. They wear makeup and dress in womens clothes, but continue to act like angry men with a 'the world owes me everything' complex, demanding respect and crying like a little bitch boy when they don't get their way.
Look at that femmen crying like a little bitch boy. No real woman would get upset like that
Femmen by EnoughIsEnough2023 April 2, 2023
An effeminate male who dates cis-gen or partners with straight women. The femmen could be bisexual or gay but prefers to be in a relationship with a woman for show or to “pass” as straight in society. The female of the couple is aware of their partner’s orientation but goes along with the relationship for security and friendship and not so much for romantic love or sex.
“Wow dude, Stephanie is so fuckin’ hot. I want to hit up on and get those sweetness!”
“Forget it dog. She’s hooked up to a femmen. Mother fucker tried to hit on me back in the day!!!”
femmen by CeeBeeGeeBee_65 July 13, 2022
Related Words

freedom femme 

A woman who has chosen to stay single and not have any children.

(Ignore the links in the words of the first definition. They are incorrect and don't have anything to do with the definition of a freedom femme)
The reason she is so happy is because she is a freedom femme.
freedom femme by freedomfemme April 18, 2019

freedom femme 

a female who has chosen to stay single and not have children. This does not necessarily mean she lives like a nun or that she hates children. A freedom femme just real loves and values the freedom of the solo life.
No she doesn't have a partner or kids. She's a total freedom femme.
freedom femme by Pa1oma September 27, 2015

Femmentation

Like when a woman says "it's fine"
The festering of frustrating feelings in a woman is known as femmentation.

Eg. The frustrating feeling a woman experiences when her man says something she believes is mad ridiculous and her emotions fester and ferment into something that may eventually become potentially disastrous.

Le Femme de Pew 

This term has a variety of uses and generally always refers to the female gender in varying capacities, as women, by nature are the stinkier of the two genders. Typically used to describe an odor emitted by, or resulting from contact with some woman. Most frequently used to describe the musky, sometimes stinky or even downright putrid smell, residing somewhere on a male after encountering a foul vagina. The term can also apply to other areas of a woman's anatomy when applicable. Can include the butt, arm pits, even bad breath. Let us not forget the feet, which for some women, can melt the paint off a battleship. This condition is most often associated with a female lacking intelligence and common sense, but can include and is not limited to sophisticates as well. It is believed by some that perfume was originally, in part, first used to attempt to conceal the less than desirable smells of a female.
1. Hey man, wanna smell some Le Femme de Pew on my fingers from Mary Jane last night?! The shit just won't wash off.

2. Baby I respect you in every way, but you have got to stop wearing those nylons and cheap shoes, especially in warmer weather. Your piggies really stink and are burning my eyes! I'm also going to have to replace the carpeting.

femme fatigue 

Femme fatigue is what a man reaches when he’s burned out with pursuing women only to realize again and again that they are primarily all the same with regards to their sense of entitlement and the obstacles he must endure just to get some stink on his dick. This whole process costs him time and money and most always reminds him that the greater majority of women justify a man's staying single and redundantly invokes the same question: Who the hell would put up with this bitch?! Still, the situation repeats as his need for sexual gratification builds up and he’s forced to once again subject himself to the social meet up and dating scenes to re-endure his limits of frustration and sacrificial finances required to continue this bullshit.
Hey dude, are you headed out tonight?

No, I’ve got a bad case of femme fatigue and don’t have the patience for their bullshit. I may just avoid the whole fucking game and call a hooker.
femme fatigue by Big Ed Moustapha September 11, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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