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felkerising
To destroy beyond normal recognition any form of correct grammar or spelling and to transform what have may once almost formulated a complete sentence in to utter gibberish. The process of felkerisation may also include hypocrisy, slander and whopping great lies followed by the person felkerising laughing insanely at their own jokes because no one else (sadly for the felker) can understand what has just been said to them. There is no known cure but it is thought that sufferers may benefit from dictionary therapy, a spellchecker and small periods of time spent in an alien concept to them known as reality.
felkerising by Greasy DuckFat February 10, 2015
Felsenselsenwembleystein
The sun is looking extreamly Felsenselsenwembleystein today.
Can I have a vodka and Felsenselsenwembleystein please bartender??
I went to tesco and got a Terrys Chocolate Felsenselsenwembleystein
Can I have a vodka and Felsenselsenwembleystein please bartender??
I went to tesco and got a Terrys Chocolate Felsenselsenwembleystein
Felsenselsenwembleystein by ZUZU87 November 21, 2010
Feske
A man who knows for a fact that he is better than you, your family, and everyone you ever loved combined. Usually tall, clean shaven, and nicely dressed. This kind of man would have multiple PhD's and will blow your mind with his presence.
Student 1: "Feske blew my mind today."
Student 2: "Feske always blows my mind!"
Student 3: "I used to believe in God, but then I met Feske. I then knew nothing could be more epic."
Student 4 committed suicide after his first time meeting Feske, knowing that he could never be greater than Feske.
Student 2: "Feske always blows my mind!"
Student 3: "I used to believe in God, but then I met Feske. I then knew nothing could be more epic."
Student 4 committed suicide after his first time meeting Feske, knowing that he could never be greater than Feske.
Feske by Studentnumber4 January 22, 2010
Feleke
(verb) To fall asleep, to be tired, to be able to fall sleep anywhere. (noun) A person who tend to get sleepy after eating meals or during boring meetings
Feleke by randomperson85 May 27, 2010
Felsted wetty
A felsted wetty is a felsted pupil, Felsted being the school in Essex, England. A felsted wetty is a rich boy check IRL, they all own Lambo’s and Porsche’s and love spending daddy’s money. They can’t fight, but can play rugby. Also they are better than Brentwood pricks and New Hall slags.
“Ohh, did you see Amelia yesterday”
“Yer, she only wears designer clothes”
“That’s coz she go’s to Felsted”
“Ohh dame, she’s a Felsted wetty ”
“Yer, and she full boards so u can’t smash.”
“Shit, lets go meet our new hall slags then”
“Fine.”
“Yer, she only wears designer clothes”
“That’s coz she go’s to Felsted”
“Ohh dame, she’s a Felsted wetty ”
“Yer, and she full boards so u can’t smash.”
“Shit, lets go meet our new hall slags then”
“Fine.”
Felsted wetty by Thegaydude July 2, 2019
Feske
A very intelligent and wise man who knows for a fact he is better than you. He finds many things to be boring, and chooses to do more exciting things that are highly intellectual in nature. He tends to be very tall and lean, and always dresses in nice shirts and ties.
Probably has multiple PhDs
Probably has multiple PhDs
Feske by Datguyoverderrwithahangover January 20, 2010
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