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\Fensker\ (fe^nsker), n. A person who happily sucks cock when the opportunity presents itself. A Fensker is usually observed in local bar toilets silently masturbating to the sound of other men defecating. Fenskers are brought to ejaculation with the mere thought of feltching. Although it is very common for a Fensker to suffer from Proctophobia they are usually undeterred in the pursuit of the male anal cavity.

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adj. The fear of being perceived as gay. Whether gay, bisexual or heterosexual, fenskers are afraid express the physical caring and emotional intimacy they feel for cock for fear of being thought "gay".

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The refuse whale blubber, used as manure
Dude I thought he had a small bladder because he is always in the toilet when we go to victory point.

Na dude he's a Fensker!

Dude are you Fensker? No I just like cock.
Fensker by slick May 13, 2005
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When in an argument, the person who is actually being defensive tells the other person to quit being so defensive because they do not want to be called out for defending themselves first.
Wife: I told you to take out the trash.
Husband: I wasn't home, you could've done that.
Wife: Stop being so god damn defensive all the time.
Husband: You're just saying that, you fenser.
Wife: You're a bitch, you got me.
fenser by Tom444B March 9, 2009
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An overly confident person.
My buddy gets all the girls. He’s so funsker.
Funsker by ThorPointBreak October 2, 2020
a. German word for window.

b. Also used to describe someone who is obviously sleazy. Typically a guy with scandalous, unwanted intention.
a. Oh no! It is raning! By golly, we've got to close the fenster! (the rest said in german of course)

b. I had my pepper spray ready for the eyeballing fenster. His eyes wouldn't be as active for long..
fenster by wallaby August 31, 2005

Fenstermacher 

After the great game, I have become the Fenstermacher!
Fenstermacher by Wick1212 September 30, 2011

fenstermacher 

a sweet looking Hawaiian shirt
Nice fenstermacher you're wearing, you going to a luau?
fenstermacher by RayJr July 16, 2008

Fenstermaker 

German origin- Fenstermacher

"Fenster" being window, and "macher" being maker.

It was then edited to make it more user friendly when the Fenstermacher's came from germany to Pennsylvania, changing it to Fenstermaker.
Her last name is "Fenstermaker".
Fenstermaker by megabug11 February 8, 2010
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