Feloniously 

To do something involving illegal activities that end in felony charges

I'm trying to do good as feloniously as possible

Feloniously by anonymous November 22, 2021

Feloniously slay the testator

To masturbate

Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend

Feloniously slay the testator by Bored Law Student January 20, 2009

feloniously asalted 

The fellow who copiusly over salts the food he plans to share with the group. Nobody but him can stand it and he ends up eating all of it.

We were all craving some chips and salsa. When it arrived Este Vato feloniously asalted the bowl of chips. Now I have the munchies and chapped lips too.
I took this rooka to the movies. She wanted some popcorn and soda. While I was paying for it I looked over and she feloniously asalted the popcorn. I had to go back twice for soda refills and missed most of the movie waiting in line. Pinche huerca!

feloniously asalted by masohorrible' February 4, 2010

Felonious Spunk

Sexual assault committed while jazz music is playing.

He prefers modal jazz when inflicting his Felonious Spunk.

Felonious Spunk by Lars von Schittenberg October 22, 2012

Felonious Thelonius 

A nickname given to the great jazz pianist Thelonius Monk due to the friendships he had with cultural rabble rousers like Allen Ginsberg and Timothy Leary.

We love the freedom we feel when Felonious Thelonius sets us on fire!

Felonious Thelonius by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

Ferociouslysteph

A deer streamer who says that she has power and they can't take it away

"On November 12-24 it's FerociouslySteph season,"

Ferociouslysteph by Crafted Dino May 28, 2020

Ferociously-Wanked 

When a woman wanks off a man more vigorously than usual.
Better than the average wank!!

My mate Steve was Ferociously-Wanked in a hotel room at the weekend. He loved it!

Ferociously-Wanked by LilSdaD March 17, 2008