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the idea that you could have acted in a different way
the idea that alternative actions are possible for you
the idea that you did not have to do what you did
the idea that you have a choice about what you do
the idea that you are responsible for your actions
When confronted by a woman's cleavage, he could not help but look. At that moment he knew free will was a myth.
by yorrick hunt February 01, 2008
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you


person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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Free Will is a free and independent choice by a voluntary decision and the power of making free choices that are unconstrained.
"you took on the responsibility of your own free will"
by In My Own World... December 09, 2009
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It isn't real
Free will is a myth, it's just not real and you can't do anything about it
by Existential_fear June 13, 2019
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1. The idea that people consciously make decisions with their i. One of many problems with this double-noun sequence is that it contradicts itself. Something "willed" is completely controlled. Something "free" is completely uncontrolled.

2. "Free" is a verb in this def. It is the separation of ego from presence/consciousness/that which is being. In other words, it is halting the human sense of control. This event ends all acknowledgement of secular reality, even thoughts, revealing the ultimate euphoric existence, atman, heaven, soul, anatta, etc. It can be done. It can be undone.
1a. "I choose to think I am great, and I choose to hate anything not in agreement with my greatness, but when it does not fear my hate, I get scared, and I dunno why."

1b. Rejected by most religion and proven false by science, now how often do these two parties agree on something?????

2. Give it a try...its only salvation. Free will, yes free that will. No past, no future, only present. Yes present, not absent.
by Infinite Imagination January 04, 2011
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An excuse used by Christians to justify God allowing evil and suffering to innocent people. Christians usually use this excuse when they don't have a better argument.
Atheist: How can an all good and loving God allow so many horrible things to happen like cancer, rape, murder, or the Holocaust?

Christian: Hey, God didn't do any of those things pal! He gave us all free will!

Atheist: But if God is all knowing, that means he created us with full knowledge that we will do horrible things. So doesn't that mean we DON'T have free will?

Christian: I... Uh... Um... Hey! Don't question God's infinite plan! Our human simple minds could never comprehend God's intensions!

Atheist: 😑
by GoatLord666 February 10, 2020
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A delusion created by Christianity and intuition that makes people believe they have the right to not only choose in specific situations, but also in how their basic life will play out. It is a total lie though, as people do not actually have this ability.
Michael claimed to have free will, but for some reason he always dreamed of being a ladies man but could never make any decisions that would lead him in that direction.
by Trevor Wi January 24, 2007
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