Fela 

a fela is a specific type of grape, that will burst out of a shower wearing a towel, and screaming "Hail Smantha"
Occasionaly they don't wear pants while talking on the phone.

Code red! Bring in the Fela

Fela by Doctor Lina November 2, 2007

Fela 

An amazing narcissitic asshole who is vompletely in love with themselves and will most likely die staring at themselves in a mirror

Wow that girl is so Fela I wish I could be here she's so hott and yummy.

Fela by Issagaygirl April 27, 2017

Fela 

Fela is the most sexy girl on the planet. When Fela walks into the room people stop and stare. Nobody competes.

Bro did you see how hot Fela looked today, I just want to slam her up against a wall and eat her booty 🤤🤤🥺

Fela by Not fela March 7, 2022

Fela 

A boy who will stick with you forever. He may have a bad personality and behave raw but on the inside he is sweet and generous he cares about you. He will also protect his family from something happening

Fela can be raw but of course in the inside he is excellent

Fela by Ava rose April 19, 2022

fela kuti 

Nigerian music, band-leader, singer, and activist who founded the Afro-beat genre of music and achieved international acclaim for it. Outspoken critic of the Nigerian government. Educated and traveled through the UK and US. Released over 50 albums, mostly while he was alive.

Detractors highlight his propensity to have numerous sex partners (which led to his death from AIDS in 1997), unnecessarily long songs, and his extreme addiction to marijuana. For these reasons and his influence some call him "Africa's Bob Marley".

(In talking about the Nigerian military government) "Them leave sorrow, tears, and blood Chorus of singers: Them regular trademark!." - Fela Kuti's song "Sorrow, Tears, and Blood"

"International thief thief! ITT!" - infamously fraudulent communications company in Nigeria

fela kuti by Chimaobi A. August 27, 2006

felatte 

1. A latte with extra cream.

2. Felating someone after drinking an espresso.

1. One felatte grande please, I like the cream.

2. After I finish this espresso, I'll felatte you.

felatte by almo89 August 27, 2011

The Ole' Felati-Steal 

Two Kleptomaniacs that always work in pairs, not only deriving a thrill from their ill-gotten goods, but also performing oral sex upon one another before fleeing the scene.

Person 1: ''Adam and Nicky just got shit canned because of their constant thieving and pole smoking antics....''


Person 2: ''Ah, the ole' Felati-Steal you say...''

The Ole' Felati-Steal by fear the factory April 9, 2009